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“Mm!” *nods and runs over to the door into the dining room*
*peers out only to stop and realize something after a few seconds*
“……………. Um…. I don’t think… I can see over that table…” *slowly points at the closest empty one* “M-May I go in there to see better….?”
ヽ(°◇° )ノ
"Ah, well..." * thinks about sanitation for a moment but then looks down at that face*
ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ
"Go ahead! Look for you Alvin-san up there."
*now has… two cookies uneaten!* “Um… well… Alvin-san has hair up to here.” *gestures around his shoulders* “And it’s all kind of slicked back like a hedgehog. And he has these spikey-things—oh!”
“I guess they’re bangs! But he’s got them kind of hanging here.” *gestures to his forehead* “And it’s all brown and he’s got hair here.” *rubs his palms on his chin*
( °-°)
*nods slowly while listening to his explanation*
"So we're looking for a man with hedgehog hair and a beard..."
｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
*peers out into the dining room*
"Judey, do you want to take a look? He might be here."
“O-Okay.” *nods even though he doesn’t quite understand how he makes a fine Judey…* “U-um… Ma’am…? H-have you seen Alvin-san?”
ヽ(ﾟｰﾟ*ヽ)
"That's a good Judey." *gives him another cookie*
"Perhaps you could tell me a little bit about what this Alvin-san looks like? He might be one of my customers."
(ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~
*cleaning out one of the hotel rooms*
ヽ(。_°)ノ
… *stops*
(╯°Д°）╯
“WHY IS THERE PEANUT BUTTER ON THE SHEETS?!”
“Ma’am do you need some help?”
Colette was more than ready to help out!!
(ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ
"My, my, you seem like a sweet girl! Thank you."
ヽ(°◇° )ノ
"Do you know anyone with an obsessive love of peanut butter?"
“O-Oh… S-Sorry about that. You didn’t happen to see a big gray and white cat wander in here did you?”
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
"Are you trying to bring a cat into my establishment?"
*glances around*
"...We better check the freezer where I keep the fish."
ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ)
“Nice to meet, you Jude. Do mind being called Judey?”
“But… doesn’t that make my name sound like a girl’s…?”
(°∀°)
"You're very clearly a boy though!" *pets his hair* "You'd be a fine Judey."
｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
*notices the young man's confused expression* "Are you lost? You look lost."
Where did you all come from?... ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ
“No seriously, where?”
( ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
"Greet a lady with respect!"
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
“I’ll have you know that nothing in my kitchen is free, young man!”
“Do I look like some kind of thief?”
｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
"You followed me into the kitchen. You could've waited behind the counter."
(ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~
*cleaning out one of the hotel rooms*
ヽ(。_°)ノ
... *stops*
(╯°Д°）╯
"WHY IS THERE PEANUT BUTTER ON THE SHEETS?!"
“Thank you, my good lady.” *pays for the order and will wait a bit for it*
“Alright then; is that case can I have Mabo Curry?”
( ﾟ▽ﾟ)
"Alright, that's better. Find a seat out of the way and I'll have your orders shortly."
*walks off, wondering if they're brothers*
ヽ(ﾟｰﾟ*ヽ)
“Well, you’re pretty cute.” *pats the little boy’s head and hands him a cookie. “Here, on the house. What’s your name?”
*tenses up as he’s patted and accepts the cookie hesitantly* “J..J-Jude..”
ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ)
"Nice to meet, you Jude. Do mind being called Judey?"
“Oh, I’m sorry.” *takes a moment to wipe her saliva* “It’s just…”
“There’s such a delicious smell coming from your kitchens.” *…and salivating again*
(ﾟﾍﾟ)
*watches the casual and cheerful clean up, admittedly...surprised*
(°∀°)
"Thank you for the compliment! What are you here for today?"
( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/
"Here to make an order, girls?" *keeps a close eye on where their hands are*
“I hope you aren’t LYING to me… Because if you are than I’ll be VERY UPSET with you.”
ヽ(。_°)ノ
"Innkeepers and cooks are honest souls!" *takes a step back innocently* "We have fresh baked pie on sale today! Would you care for an order of them?"
“Of course, I have. Can’t place an order without paying for it.” *even he knows how this works*
“I really just wanted an angel cake and a roasted chicken, if it’s not too much trouble.”
*shurgs* “I have a couple hundred gald on me. I don’t care what I eat though~”
|°з°|
*takes note of the scruffy one's order* "Alright then, it will be ready shortly."
*turns to the well shaven one*
｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
"Then pick something off of the menu! Food is too important not to care about."
(°∀°)
*mutters happily while watching the girl approach* “My, that long hair is fantastic for sweeping up the floor…”
*clears throat*
“Can I help you?”
“Mind repeating what you just muttered about my hair?”
“I hope it wasn’t an INSULT because I MIGHT take OFFENSE to it.”
( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/
"I said how fantastically long it is! Very elegant."
