Live, Laugh, Lhav

30/Gay/Utah

[buttpoems]

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[iamnotlanuk]

New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

[maykitz]

[bat-bestie]

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[implalazz]

[captainlordauditor]

i cant believe this one is missing

[lavenderbrigade]

some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection

[toastbutteregg]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[toastbutteregg]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[blood-and-foam]

[bleuphoric]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

[stabknives]

I don't love that every time a famous artist turns out to be a fucking disgusting piece of trash loser evil shitstain that everyone always scrambles to say WELL THEIR ART WAS ALWAYS MID AND BAD ANYWAY. like dude just reckon with the fact you can't judge someone's moral fiber based on the art they make or the clothes they wear or the way they speak or fucking anything anything at all