Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas.
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Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas.
also yeah the best feature tumblr has (or lacks, i guess) is the inability to see other people’s follower count. not knowing how many followers anyone has makes this site more fun it’s easier to pretend we’re all just like, hanging out in a cave together.
Oh my God. This is exactly what it sounds like, tho.
All that is missing is the outer space background, big yellow letters and ‘A long, long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away…’
For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is 'oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
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Buffy’s and Darla’s vamp!face comparison requested by @mrsgordo84
thoughts on Buffy’s love life throughout the series
season 1: aww these two are kinda sweet in a way that’s real weeeiird
season 2: my. heart. truly the most tragic love story of all time. words cannot express the perfection that is these two. Bangel for life. nothing will change my mind.
season 3: lol fuck that faith and buffy are hAWt and UNSTOPPABLE
season 4: fuck off riley. you may be a kind and stable regular human guy but *yawn* amirite
season 5: wtf spike?? what is happening?? this is so weird and will never work but kinda cute???
season 6: boy is this unhealthy I mean look at these – bOY NO ABORT ABORT (ok he’s gone, looks like these two just don’t work)
season 7: what the hell and fuck. I am in tears. Spike truly is the most beautiful soul. Angel who? *chanting* spuffy spuffy sPUFFY SPUFFY *cries*
Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.
To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.
@systlin
This guy has a whole website
It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT
I need this book!
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“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”
I lost it at that line :D
Fall
Tom Holland about his spider tattoo.
My Pet Peeves
When people say that Harry was unobservant
When people insinuate that Harry and Ron are stupid
When people ignore Hermione’s flaws
When people only focus on Ron’s flaws
When people only focus on the Marauders’ actions as teenagers and not what they grew up to be
When people insinuate that James and Sirius were stupid
When people write Ginny off as a fangirl
When people forgive Snape for everything he has done but don’t even think about even considering James.
When people think Snape was entitled to Lily
When people ignore how skilled Harry actually is
When people ignore how smart Ron actually is
When people ignore Lily’s flaws
When people say that other houses would have solved the mysteries quicker
When people insist that the Weasleys threaten Harry for dating Ginny
When people try to make Gryffindors out as dumb
When people try to make Slytherins out as stuck-up
When people try to make Ravenclaws out as book-worshipping geniuses
When people try to make Hufflepuffs out as weak-willed
When people get after Cho for being emotional after her boyfriend died
When people get after Harry for being angry when he was being left out of everything after watching Cho’s boyfriend die
When people insist Ron has zero tact
When people ignore canon in order to worship certain characters and belittle others
steve rogers is a lot smarter than people give him credit for
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict
woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)
im hosting a party to find out who sent me anon hate. i bought a polygraph test on amazon for $99. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!
Honestly NBC didn’t have to go that hard making the trailer but they did and I feel like it’s the biggest fuck you to Fox ever and I am living for it