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@misstricoteuse
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
My favorite detail about Jurassic Park is that it has a baked-in justification for any and all retcons it might need to make due to paleontology advancing forwards.
Because there is not a single dinosaur that has ever appeared in Jurassic Park.
Not one. Not in the books. Not in the movies. Not ever.
"Now what John Hammond andĀ InGenĀ did at Jurassic Park was to create genetically engineered theme park monsters." ~Alan Grant
Grant says that in a moment of cynicism. It's part of his arc for the film. But it's not inaccurate. What Jurassic Park has, what it's always had since the very first novel, are "Mostly Dinosaurs".
"And since the DNA is so old, it's full of holes! Now, that's where our geneticists take over!" ~Mr. DNA
It's impossible to recover a fully intact gene sequence from an ancient amber mosquito. Cloning a pure dinosaur would have been completely impossible, and so the park filled in the gene sequence with whatever works. Frog. Lizard. Bird. Whatever they need to get the result they are trying to get.
Every single dinosaur is a chimeric beast made up of mostly dinosaur and a bunch of other stuff that some scientists thought would achieve the appropriate dinosaur-like result.
"Nothing in Jurassic World is natural! We have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different." ~Dr. Henry Wu
Which, from a writing perspective, is fucking genius. Because now you have a preset excuse for each and every plot hole your movie has.
Like. Why don't the raptors have feathers? Because of the chimera DNA.
Why do dilophosaurs spit venom? Because of the chimera DNA.
Why do T-Rexes have movement based vision? Oh, they don't. But Rexy does. Because of her chimera DNA.
Why is the Spinosaurus so fucking big? Because of the chimera DNA.
Why are the velociraptors mislabeled? Because Hammond's a dipshit.
Like. I've always marveled at the way Jurassic Park started out by giving itself a blanket excuse to be wrong about every single thing it ever said about the central attraction of its franchise. It's honestly beautiful, and allows the series a degree of immortality well into the era where we know better about its animals.
Too small, too powerful
Too small; too powerful.
Very minuscule. Very powerful.
Being an Eldritch Terror aside, I felt much sympathy for The Uninvited (who cleans up real nice btw). He wondered the cosmos alone for eons. He was finally given a shred of hope that he never has to be alone again just to have it ripped away from him and have his heart broken. Trapped, to be alone once again forevermore.
Also, who among hasnāt thought of feasting on the hearts of all who wronged us?
The Brainrot has set in for Mag Protocol
Frothing at the mouth to see where this all goes
Tape recorder click sound my beloved
Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, weāre really in for it now
I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience š who would have guessed
Iām tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao
I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no oneās looking and make it look like heās actually eating it.
old hunter lady and her dogs... (ā¢āæā¢)
Kindred Spirit by Loading Artist
The Ghost and Molly McGee
average person experiences one horror a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person experiences 0 horror per year. Watcher John, who lives in archive & experiences over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas,Ā which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
why it so dangerous to be clean
As someone whoās job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didnāt know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and donāt mix chemicals.
Also donāt use bleach to clean up urine itāll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way
Every time I see āhelpfulā posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.
reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please donāt get fancy
You know whatās wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like,Ā āWhat?ā
I just saidĀ āSee you later, alligatorā to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.Ā They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied,Ā āSee you later, chickenā and kept walking.
My friendās four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member.
Halfway through the show, she asked me if I liked it, and I replied, āI canāt wait to see what happens next! Iām on the edge of my seat!ā
Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, āYou can use the whole seat. Itās more comfy.ā
āOo Lady Mowbray looks like Lady Dimitrescuā WRONG she looks like Anne Hegerty and I LOVE her
