RIVERDALE MEME. episodes 1-4 / ( change pronouns as needed. )
CHAPTER 1: THE RIVER’S EDGE
“i’ve been thinking about us.”
“i’m asking you now if you love me.”
“of course i love you, ____. but i can’t give you the answer you want.”
“one summer can change everything.”
“it’s about following your heart, right?”
“as long as you don’t give up your passion.”
“eventually, there will be a reckoning.”
“that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? it won’t last.”
“are you scared, ____?”
“don’t freak out. just trust me.”
“i’m breakfast at tiffany’s, but this place is strictly in cold blood.”
“he was looking for the girl next door. instead, he found me.”
“you wanted fire? sorry, _________. my specialty’s ice.”
“just… talk to her. it could go a long way. would have gone a long way with me.”
“you are so perfect. i’ll never deserve you.”
CHAPTER 2: A TOUCH OF EVIL
“romeo and juliet are the exception, not the rule.”
“once again, fate throws us together.”
“sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world.”
“what? what are you going to do?”
“i’m not. i want to be. i thought i could be. but it’s too much, too fast.”
“what do you know about it, _____? or about me, even?”
“he wasn’t perfect. but he always tried to do the right thing.”
“sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend.”
“why don’t we both just do that bro thing where we nod like douches & mutually suppress our emotions?”
“is there something you want to tell me, pal?”
“did you & _______ kill him together?”
“i’m alone.”
“we’re not gonna hug in front of the entire town.”
“it’s like there was a train that was going to the rest of my life. & i just… missed it.”
“it is not my fault he doesn’t like you.”
CHAPTER 3: BODY DOUBLE
“spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules.”
“i don’t follow rules, i make them. & when necessary, i break them.”
“nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here.”
“you don’t want to slow down, do you?”
“they have zero remorse for the lives they destroy.”
“does he not know who i am?”
“i’d love to stay. but i gotta shake down an evil adventure scout.”
“not bad.”
“maybe i don’t know _______.”
“you came through for me. in a way no one else ever has before.”
“i would’ve done anything to protect _____.”
“i saw the way you looked at me. … you’re hiding something.”
“maybe we should slow it down a little.”
“she’s right.”
“would i have complete freedom?”
CHAPTER 4: THE LAST PICTURE SHOW
“where did you find all of this?”
“oh, i’m already there!”
“you’re right. i’m selfish, & i’m stupid.”
“make some room, outcasts.”
“what’s next, selling her hair extensions?”
“it’s off-brand & sends a false message about acceptance.”
“shut the hell up, or you’ll find out!”
“i just hate when people disrespect my cinematic experience.”
“i’ll figure it out. i always do.”
“you are not the things you said.”
“you’re not stupid. this wasn’t your fault.”
“i have a strong inkling.”
“threatened, much?”
“i learned that from the nancy drew detective handbook.”
“if you really are my friend, you’ll drop this.”
