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This is my crack Gorillaz blog. If you know me from my others, no you don’t.

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Ok but what if The Boogeyman at the Tottenham show wore a sequin bikini under his cloak?

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House of Horrors: Faris was a very small child (with big goth hair) until one night he had a growth spurt and his arms and legs couldn’t fit in the bed. He couldn’t go to school because his uniform was so short and he almost froze to death like an Italian greyhound.

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Vic Michaelis is very much my casting choice for Moonflower because they look like her and they are probably 5’9 - 5’11, at least 5 inches taller than Murdoc.

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It’s fortunate that Faris is a very good musician and a great performer because I can’t imagine any other sort of life for someone who looks like him

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I suspect Faris Badwan is a cat. My proof?

- loves the fishies. He’s always in pet stores and aquariums

- same for birds

- loves his fancy laser pointer

- is afraid of the Tesco vacuum

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Phil Cornwell put his whole pussy into Pirate Radio

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The Extended Murdocverse and His International Counterparts (by @pissmermaid and me)

Murdoque Niccaux - Paris, France. Very intense and aloof but an alright guy. Smokes so much he has to have a chimney installed in his room. Has a tumultuous on/off relationship with singer Rosalié.

Murdoch Nichols - Glasgow, Scotland. Surly and laconic, often drunk but harmless.

Mordecai Nicklaus - NYC. A great time. Unparalleled sass and charisma. Shortest of the gang and also the fastest walker.

Muerdaugh Niccols - SCL, Utah. Seemingly upstanding member of the community who is *this* close to breaking down.

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Ok, so the protagonists of “The Boys” are Gorillaz?

Hughie is lanky and works in an AV shop (but he’s smart)

Kimiko is a non-verbal Japanese living weapon

Mothers Milk is a strong paternal American with a hard exterior

Billy Butcher is a sleazy-sexy East Ender

And Frenchie is just Frenchie, my perfect little Hommelette

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Sketch from “House of Horrors” AU where Murdoc takes back his kids, The Horrors

Rhys, Faris, and Josh as kids at the beach

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How did Murdoc conceive The Horrors?

He gave birth to them

He had a fling with a coven in Southend in the late ‘90s

He found them in a nest in Hyde park

Voting ended onMay 2

* I mean late ‘80s. I’m too lazy to make the poll again.

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Faris Badwan trying to get his dad (Murdoc - canonically his biological father) out of bed.

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My classmates in my statistics course are all fans of my “rubber duckie.” I explain things to Murdoc and they make sense to me.

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Just FYI: “House of Horrors,” the AU @pissmermaid and I have about Murdoc adopting his biological kids features the real band The Horrors as little goth babies causing mischief all over London. Literally infantalizing middle-aged men. For the visuals it’s important that you understand that their hair grew first before any part of them.

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Just FYI: “House of Horrors,” the AU @pissmermaid and I have about Murdoc adopting his biological kids features the real band The Horrors as little goth babies causing mischief all over London. Literally infantalizing middle-aged men. For the visuals it’s important that you understand that their hair grew first before any part of them.

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I hope Faris Badwan knows how much I love when he posts dozens of pics/videos of when he wanders around at night. Being a fan of someone should come with moments of “what are you doing, bud?”

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That’s my emotional support window for Stoke-On-Trent

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If I had a self-insert OC who was legally married to Murdoc for a green card, that would make me the stepmother to The Horrors, who are about 5 years older than me.

My Little Gothic Angels!