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This is my crack Gorillaz blog. If you know me from my others, no you don’t.

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It’s fortunate that Faris is a very good musician and a great performer because I can’t imagine any other sort of life for someone who looks like him

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I suspect Faris Badwan is a cat. My proof?

- loves the fishies. He’s always in pet stores and aquariums

- same for birds

- loves his fancy laser pointer

- is afraid of the Tesco vacuum

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Phil Cornwell put his whole pussy into Pirate Radio

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The Extended Murdocverse and His International Counterparts (by @pissmermaid and me)

Murdoque Niccaux - Paris, France. Very intense and aloof but an alright guy. Smokes so much he has to have a chimney installed in his room. Has a tumultuous on/off relationship with singer Rosalié.

Murdoch Nichols - Glasgow, Scotland. Surly and laconic, often drunk but harmless.

Mordecai Nicklaus - NYC. A great time. Unparalleled sass and charisma. Shortest of the gang and also the fastest walker.

Muerdaugh Niccols - SCL, Utah. Seemingly upstanding member of the community who is *this* close to breaking down.

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Ok, so the protagonists of “The Boys” are Gorillaz?

Hughie is lanky and works in an AV shop (but he’s smart)

Kimiko is a non-verbal Japanese living weapon

Mothers Milk is a strong paternal American with a hard exterior

Billy Butcher is a sleazy-sexy East Ender

And Frenchie is just Frenchie, my perfect little Hommelette

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Sketch from “House of Horrors” AU where Murdoc takes back his kids, The Horrors

Rhys, Faris, and Josh as kids at the beach

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How did Murdoc conceive The Horrors?

He gave birth to them

He had a fling with a coven in Southend in the late ‘90s

He found them in a nest in Hyde park

Voting ended onMay 2

* I mean late ‘80s. I’m too lazy to make the poll again.

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Faris Badwan trying to get his dad (Murdoc - canonically his biological father) out of bed.

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My classmates in my statistics course are all fans of my “rubber duckie.” I explain things to Murdoc and they make sense to me.

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Just FYI: “House of Horrors,” the AU @pissmermaid and I have about Murdoc adopting his biological kids features the real band The Horrors as little goth babies causing mischief all over London. Literally infantalizing middle-aged men. For the visuals it’s important that you understand that their hair grew first before any part of them.

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Just FYI: “House of Horrors,” the AU @pissmermaid and I have about Murdoc adopting his biological kids features the real band The Horrors as little goth babies causing mischief all over London. Literally infantalizing middle-aged men. For the visuals it’s important that you understand that their hair grew first before any part of them.

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I hope Faris Badwan knows how much I love when he posts dozens of pics/videos of when he wanders around at night. Being a fan of someone should come with moments of “what are you doing, bud?”

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That’s my emotional support window for Stoke-On-Trent

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If I had a self-insert OC who was legally married to Murdoc for a green card, that would make me the stepmother to The Horrors, who are about 5 years older than me.

My Little Gothic Angels!

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So how are we all

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I don’t think Murdoc should be held accountable for the stuff he did in Phase 1. He was only 38 and his brain wasn’t fully developed.

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Faris Badwan is one of the most uniquely beautiful human beings I have ever seen even though every picture of him looks like he wants to scramble away.