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“Russel is Murdoc’s teddy bear”: look I agree but kinda boring.

“Murdoc is Russel’s teddy bear”: I am drawing this immediately yes absolutely

#gribblez #Mr Piss Visions #Russel has night terrors and squishes Murdoc to deal with them #Murdoc tolerates this #for cuddles

just-sans-things

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

greelin

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason

key-pair

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

#if he was white nobody would’ve cared #but he was black. so death.#great job everyone.#GETMEOUTOFHERENOWPLEASE

anarqueeen

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

fjordojustice

Refusal of the Call

anarqueeen

GET AWAY FROM ME

aphractal2

old deer coincidental framing concepts

#DECEMBER HOLIDAY?!?!?!???

zsnes

ahh fuckk im so overwhelmed i need to look at the flowchart my psychiatrist sent me to help me deal with executive function

NOOO FUCKKK THIS DOESNT HELPPPPP

hotvampireadjacent

#everyone has seen Alex’s Willy #just the way of the world

inthefallofasparrow

Well, that answers that regarding the elf stones, I guess.

pansyfemme

allegedly when i first started dressing the way i do now my grandma (i love her, she’s just very brash) asked my brother “whats with all the crazy outfits and skirts? Is he still a man or is he detransitoning?” and he said something about me just not conforming to normal ideas of what men and women do and she was like “wow. ok as long as he doesn’t go back to being crazy” (referring to my time in psych wards) like ok grandma love u

lonestatus

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

green199213

revenge

#2D in the background #I’m crying this is amazing #murdoc has got ftm swag I fear (<- is also ftm)#gribblez

dramatic-dolphin

i never know how to phrase this so it doesn't sound like "just stop being scared around wasps lol" but literally Just Stop Being Scared Around Wasps. i mean stop acting scared. you see a wasp and you start making erratic movements and loud noises to chase it off? congrats, you made it worse! don't do it.

and then, when you force yourself to instead act Very Calm and make slooooowww movements, the wasp will not sting you. it might even land on you and walk around a bit and it will not sting you. and it will happen again and again and you're going to feel stupid, like "was i seriously afraid when nothing happened at all?" and you are me. i know this because i did it. Just Stop Being Scared Around Wasps. it's that easy.