Void Walker's Journal

I like 40K, Monster Hunter, Gundam, D&D, the Fate series, and Kancolle. TMA since birth

[bloodraven55]

they see him rolling and not a single person's hating bc he's adorable

[crazy-brazilian]

[pixelartpeach]

This did not brace me for the actual contents of the site

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[verdant-lightning]

observing the nature

(22 May 2025)

[chonny-jash]

the worst part about having a modern phone is accidentally pressing some cheat-code-ass combination of buttons to bring up the inbuilt AI software, adding to the statistics and making some tech billionaire company freak think I actually want that bullshit

[mutationgirl]

if yr not supposed 2 eat bread in bed then how come bread contains all the letters of bed (bed)

[virtualgirladvance]

because the a and r stand for "ARe you fucking serious stop eating bread in bed"

[mutationgirl]

I had one bite in bed and I felt crumbs fall onto my titties and I was struck with clarity and finished the bread out of bed

[virtualgirladvance]

titties do that. everyone say thank you titties

[fishing-princess]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

by 藤田かくじ@徳川の猿①巻発売中@orizurubros

[my-dailydreams]

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[were--ralph]

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

[were--ralph]

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

[were--ralph]

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

[were--ralph]

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

[were--ralph]

exactly

[spicymotte]

polly wants to crack a careless adventurer

[cutecipher]

probably a good sign that nyt is spreading fertility conspiracy theories

[yay-bunnies-zone]

i wonder of theres another larger factor from 2007-2011 that could reduce birth rates....

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

[nyahgust]