UGH!

hollie. fricken jazzed.

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[ibxrmeith]

its funny it being from stath lets flats but "I feel quite busy loving you" is so so romantic

[cockroachgirl1997]

tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

[draintheblood]

those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol

[murshroomz-deactivated20230115]

walked in on my friend watching one of the avengers films during a funeral scene and he got really mad at me because i laughed upon seeing a fucking raccoon at a funeral. like how is that not the height of comedy

[catchymemes]

[vicks-vaporwave]

Kelloggs

[dazzlingworlds]

professional mental health services after hearing anything other than "anxiety/depression"

[cathrin2405]

you know it’s going downhill again when you’re back on the fanfic bullshit.

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[odinsblog]

I cannot wait to vote for her for President

[hyrude]

was talking with gwen yesterday and she was like “yeah leonard nimoy’s cool. it’s cool that he’s gay” and i was like “he’s not gay. i also thought he was gay but he was just nice. you’re thinking of patrick stewart” and she was like “he’s not gay you’re thinking of stanley tucci” and i, thinking of steve busciemi, said “FROM SPY KIDS?” anyway just checked and none of these people are gay apparently. thanks for reading 

[hyrude]

posts that make people say “stanley tucci IS gay, lol” and then google it and reblog again with “oh, huh. nvm” 

[jubilantpixie]

Everyone here is thinking of Ian McKellen

[sexhaver]

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

[neo-soulless]

😧😧😧😧

[shrump-scampi]

thottled water

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

[ruinedchildhood]

[securelyinsecure]

[nicholasbritel]

“I do not joke when I say she is my better half. She really is. I cannot believe what a fantastic life I have today. Ultimately. We both changed a lot. So now I cannot imagine a life without her. I’ve certainly come to believe that Mrs. Downey and I together are definitely better than me alone or me and anybody else.” -Robert Downey Jr.

Some men who appreciate and love their partners (◡‿◡✿)

[sadsexysag]

2020 moodboard

[music-daily]

SAY SO Doja Cat, 2020

[deejay]

[maxofs2d]

me when i go to the bakery but i didn’t speak clearly enough for the staff to understand what i was trying to order