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You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate.

mister-pnut

Going through my old archive and.. my goodness.

averagemrfox

Souls players: pls no more poison swamps

Miyazaki: baby :)

stonerparty

bimboficationblues

I think it’s so funny how navigation apps let you know about speed traps. There should be more mainstream apps that encourage you to break the law. I want Google Maps to be like “alert: this casino’s camera system has a blind spot on its back entrance, and this Walgreens has a manager who is super not on the ball”