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Bluebird | 29 | she/they | lesbian | absolute cold whore | gesundheit defender | sick episode stan minors, vanillas, and cishet men DNI. please read my pinned! [18+]

[thebluebirdsnest]

Hello! My name is Bluebird. I’m 29 years old, a genderqueer lesbian (she/they), and a sneeze enthusiast with a few peculiar interests up my sleeve! Sometimes I make art or write a piece if the mood strikes. You can find my full about page, tag list, and other tidbits here.

Despite my interests not always skewing as such, I do consider this blog to be an inherently NSFW space, due to the nature of the content within. However, explicitly sexual posts will be tagged appropriately.

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[thebluebirdsnest]

Had a dream last night where myself and several others went through a process I can only adequately describe as “ritual sneezing.” We were standing in this sort of half-circle as someone smeared a spice (or maybe snuff?) mixture under our noses – it had a paste like consistency – and then there was a verbal countdown before all of us sneezed in unison together.

In the context of the dream, I think this was done as a way to wish someone good luck before they left for a long journey.

[snifflybard]

the 'magnus opus' fit

chhinkni induced (though at this point it was hardly induced)

So...wow. Disregard every fit that I've labelled as the biggest fit for I was a LIAR but good lord.

I was meant to be on a hiatus (sorry, my good friend) but I thought a tiny bit while reading poetry wouldn't hurt. Yeah, that tiny bit did the anomaly thing where it hits so hard and i couldn't.stop.sneezing

this was insane and I doubt anything will ever be as intense as this so maybe this truly is the biggest fit of my life lol

I decided to not edit it down I was going to edit out some coughing and some weird-sounding sneezes but I will confirm that all of this is real which is insane but I lost cout at 40 sneezes before halfway.

anyway enjoy and pls read the cw

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cw: harsh harsh throaty/screamy sneezes, congested sniffling, swearing, coughing, nose blowing, small amout of nose rubbing

[snifflyhermit]

For your consideration: snzfucker with catlike traits who purrs when somebody they like sneezes… send post

[ghostlychill]

Commission for @snezus-christ-risen

[chestcongestion]

Ra/ga/tha's spectacular virtual chest cold

[thebluebirdsnest]

not my coworker narrating their supervisor’s sneezing fit as it’s happening I – 😭

[quosterking]

God forbid I play a rhythm game right??????

…What do you mean I have to time my rhythms to the different hitching patterns of a sneezing moon, where the pitch of the hitch is a different cue?

[quosterking]

Why are we bringing it BACK

[chestcongestion]

G/angle is so fun to draw sick, you guys...

[n0seferatu]

a tiny with a fluffy tail is literally an inducing tool

[thebluebirdsnest]

(warning for extremely brief emeto talk)

hello everyone the streams have crossed containment has been breached etc, I’m simply in awe that this exists in the world now. and like. I know hours of the real actual thing is out there and i could just go back and watch that. believe me, I know. but when you see the level of conscious thought that’s happening here. the acknowledgement. it hits so different. god i love acting.

[thebluebirdsnest]

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[thebluebirdsnest]

I love fictional illness because it is so safe and predictable and I hate actually being ill because it is so weird and unpredictable

[curliecatlover]

A Pinocchio like situation where their nose keeps getting bigger as they keep insisting between hitched breaths that they aren't gonna sneeze.

Is this something?

[kotyonoksnz]

💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢

[chairkysqueak]

mustered up the courage to post art! this is sherry, an afghan hound office lady, who is going to work during peak allergy season

[sf-libet]

as much as we all love wet sneezes (and i do share in that love) i do quite enjoy dry sneezes that are just air. like, the kind of sneeze where rather than a "sh-" or a "tsh-" or even a "ch-" it's just an "h-" sound doing the heavy lifting. some cough sneezes are just plain nice, admittedly, but in this case i'm referring to sneezes that still sound like a full sneeze, there's no real teeth or tongue involved.

"Huh-EHHYEWW!"

that kind of thing. they tend to sound just as, if not more intense than other sneezes, just by virtue of the fact that it's just all that air coming out all at once, and the only vocalization is essentially just yelling. it's hard to describe. i just know i like it when i hear it.