Why don’t you title some Bitches!

Even I don’t know why I’m here

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im learning how to draw goku

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Y’know in retrospect: I’m still of the belief Bison should have skipped 6(him coming back in a later game doesn’t bug me) But I really think Capcom could’ve did a lot more to make his return standout. Namely play around with the body hopping gimmick.

Several characters on the roster over the years were made to be backup bodies for bison if you were gonna bring him back at least they could have made him heavily different visually. Hell the devs clearly thought about going this way themselves if in game concept art is anything to go by.

Honestly any of these designs would’ve had me complaining way less when bison dropped last year but nah. Just put regular bison in rags and grow his hair out. Missed out on the “evil doesn’t die, it just changes shape” vibe.

Alternatively they could have had him act differently too. Make him generally altruistic with a the occasional bout of madness to show the writhing evil within instead of making him regular Bison with a slight lobotomy.

Overall it doesn’t matter cause what’s done is done but Bison coming back is another example of 6 being poisoned by SF2 nostalgia and it should have been Gill instead

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y'know memes aside, Kiss from a Rose is a pretty good song

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I don’t even got time to grieve because a REAL NIGGA ENTERS THE SCENE!!!!

C’MON BROTHAS STOMP THIS NIGGA OUT!!!

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Noooooo….

No no noooooooo….

CHOSO NOOOOOOO

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You can’t tell me that’s not in reference to Gojo

And because of said reference and all the spoilers I subjected myself to I know they haven’t

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Damn Choso you do suck at teaching

Teach mogged by Kamo of all people

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Well that’s a convenient shortcut

I jest likely but I actually hate training arcs. I know they’re wholly necessary but most of the time they bore to watch

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Well that answers a question that’d been bugging me for months now. The proper response to this revelation is EUGH

Talm bout some “it’s itchy” I know that shit drys out hella fast!! Ion know if they had lotion and eye drops in the era, dude probably just used RCT to fix it when it got annoying

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Ok neat, Yuji’s got his own cutting move. I like how primitive it is next to Sukuna’s more dazzling slash lines

Part of me wants to call bullshit but Sukuna himself later admits it’s not uncommon for the same Cursed Techniques to manifest in different eras(“subnormal” as he put it verbatim). Though I wonder in another timeline would Gege have unlocked his mom’s Gravity thing

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Not sure if that’s more of Kenjaku’s dumbass luck or he did it on purpose, either way it makes me wonder if the extra eyes and arms came from his twin or if they came later in life

Also insert hilarious potential joke here

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I will love this page for forever recontexualizing Yuji and Sukuna’s beef as a petty grudge between Gruncle and Nephew

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This nigga “with the exception of Satoru Gojo”’d himself!

That explanation was confusing but to my understanding: Black Flash is like random critical hit in a video game. In a story like this it falls flat since the author dictates every hit or miss but if JJK every got another video game, maybe a beat em up or sumn, I’d love to see it properly implemented there

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I know he did it in Modulo but I wasn’t expecting him to point blank it here

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THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT! THATS WHY HES THE MVP! THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!! T H E G O A T ! ! !

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I love the dedication Sukuna has to hating Yuji. Higuruma? Take an interest to the point of almost going full evil mentor. Maki? Beating her fires him up since she’s a complete affront to Jujutsu. Yuji tho? “Get to steppin lil nigga, damn!”

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Reminds me of those odd set of tweets where Japanese dudes would describe black folks basically like Viltrumites.

If my brain wasn’t pounding I’d have words on Gege’s topicalness