There and back again.

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She knows what I like 😍 @cybst #gf #sosweet #coffeeaddict

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#tbt to that time I did a company town hall presentation using Candy Crush graphics. #savage #alternativefacts

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It has begun. #mybodyisready #giftwrapping

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After a 2 year "test run" on iOS I'm finally coming home and couldn't be more excited. I miss my rooting and ROM days 🤓will not miss iTunes or indecent dongle exposure 🙈 #googlepixel #headphonejacksforharambe

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It didn't feel like my official first day until I got my obligatory red stapler. #dayone #officespace (at Walmart.com HQ)

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In this weeks episode of Party Animal Planet, we find a pair of Mah's in their natural habitat performing a courting ritual. #marriagegoals (at Long Branch Farms)

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Team Lightweight #bachelorparty #drinkdrankdrunk (at Los Angeles, California)

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Tbt to that time @mike_nguyen411 paid money to abuse kids virtually in a video game #tableflip #greatwithkids (at San Francisco Japan Town)

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It's come to this. I found my plus one for the wedding but I'll be honest guys I think she's cheating on me. She's suspiciously unavailable M/W/F from the hours of 12-6am each week 🤔 #swiperight #shestallerthanme

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Oh. My. God. #icanteven #pooteronacake (at DOT & Bo)

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The team decorated my desk... Not sure those goodies on the side are work place appropriate though 🤔 #whowantsagummy (at DOT & Bo)

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My favorite newly wed couple taking us all out for some amazing Thai food. Love you guys! #dietfail #worthit (at Farmhouse Kitchen Thai Cuisine)

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Lol residents in Richmond District getting pretty savage with the parking situation. This was on a car in a legit space that wasn't blocking any driveway. #showmethemoney #showmeonthedollwherethemusictouchedyou (at Outside Lands Festival At Golden Gate Park)

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Onesie Wednesday but was so hot I may have overcooked my big boy parts 😂

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You should never feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life.

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One year ago this lovely couple found a poor starving kid on the streets and let me into their home. Thanks guys! #happyanniversary (at Orpheum Theatre)

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So a quiet walk down to the local Starbucks somehow turns into a fight (not including myself), pepper spray, the closure of said Starbucks, and (I kid you not) a giant snake. That's Animal Control bagging it up. #snakesinstarbucks (at San Francisco, California)