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[mistkileaks]

The entire Fall Out Boy fanbase right now.

[mistkileaks]

One year ago today

[cormancatacombs]

Me during that shot of the Trevor & Sypha dolls as Castle Dracula’s getting wrecked

[mistkileaks]

Strawberry Blond by Mitski (Official Video)

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[mistkileaks]

Prince Philip at 99 ‎ ‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎Link and Zelda at 117

[thecyndimistuff]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

[butchflirt]

Westworld did this as well. Storytelling is dead!

[katjohnadams]

IF FAN THEORIES ARE RIGHT IT IS A SIGN YOU HAVE TOLD A WELL-PUT TOGETHER AND FOLLOWABLE PLOT, NOT A SIGN YOU NEED TO MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT FOR A TWIST ENDING. FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.

[katjohnadams]

No wait, I’m not done here:

If the fans get where you are going and ARE STILL HAPPY, you KEEP GOING THERE. It shows they’re invested and your story craft is setting up and paying off properly. 

It is not a sign you need to M Night Shamaylan things until narrative is fuckin dead and “surprise endings!” reign supreme. If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

To be utterly frank, this is where “NO SPOILERS! NO SPOILERS EVER! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREATHE ABOUT THE PLOT UNTIL IT’S BEEN OUT ON DVD FOR FIVE YEARS” attitude has left us – And the studios ACTIVELY encourage that shit because first week viewing numbers are their whole lifeblood.

Sure, an “oh shit” moment is great, but if you’re doing it well, I should have that moment watching the show the second, fifth, or hundredth time, knowing how it will go. If being surprised were truly so important to a narrative, why even make a Shakespeare play? Is anyone out there still hoping Romeo and Juliet still get together at the end? Why make mystery novels into movies? Spoiler warning: Hercules Poirot gets the bad guy. Movies that directly follow historical events? Clearly worthless.

Come on, now. Sure, try not to spoil shit for people intentionally, don’t be a dick, but can we calm the fuck down and can Hollywood stop pushing this shit both in social media and with business choices like this?

[calisotalatina]

Remember when gravity falls fans called the stan has a twin plot twist and alex made up a fake leak to make it look like the the show was going other way,posted it online, and just like, continued as planned with the plot

[art-rica]

[h1ghlander360-deactivated202504]

This part gets me everytime.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[hayaosmiyazaki]

Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.

기생충 PARASITE 2019, dir. Bong Joon-ho

[moonrabbitisgay]

(inspired by this)

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

The Hero of the Wild + text posts (and a headline)

[katama-k]

I’ve wanted to get this out of my head for forever I’m so glad I finally drew it up lmao

[mcraycyrus]

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[andibear]

Hayley should've done a song for the Birds of Prey soundtrack tbh. She knows better than anyone what it's like to ditch an absolute clown.

[rainbowstarbird]

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Coldplay’s “The Scientist” except it’s 2023 and it’s playing on the crappy radio in your lab while you nurse a mug of coffee and try to forget about the looming apocalypse, and there are experiments to do but you just need a few minutes to breath and listen to the steady sound of your labmate writing equations on his chalkboards, and you’re a little bit in love with him and a little bit in love with monsters at the end of the world.