the adventures of raegan.

i’m boring.

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[coral]

No matter how much I say I love you, I always love you more than that.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[arosebyan0thername]

Full offense but I can never hear Wild Heart by Bleachers without getting the same chills I got hearing it for the first time in Love, Simon (2018)

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[amnesyax]

you have my heart

[thecutestofthecute]

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

[furbearingbrick]

I needed this.

[zeraphinda]

Everyone needs this.

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

me @ everyone who is having a bad time rn

[melodystardust]

You all matter and are valid!

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[infinitebutthurt]

My therapists name is Karen and she has a little print out of that “we can’t all be neurotypical Karen” post on her desk.

Sometimes she prints out shitty memes with positive quotes on them and legitimately forces me to take at least two.

[nicopetty]

my old therapist: oh SHIT wait look at this, i got it off amazon! *reaches into her purse and whips out a fidget spinner* it GLOWS in the DARK.

[galactiicpunk-deactivated202211]

i told my therapist once that i played minecraft on peaceful mode to calm myself down and she told me “you need to try putting your brain on peaceful mode”

[procrastinatingbookworm]

my therapist lepa who i love: you have to watch this movie that’s basically a bible parody you’ll LOVE it

[autistic-usagi]

My therapist Rindi: man fuck that, getting shit done out of spite is just fine. Dont beat yourself up because you think youre being petty. What counts is that you got something done.

Cleaning house to get out anger? Hell yeah now your calmer AND your house is clean! Being athetlic when people tell you to stay home cause yor disability? Well not only did you prove them wrong but youre healthier for it in the long run! Being petty isnt always bad!

[thatdemonboi]

my old therapist/counselor, Kevin: wait is your phone case… it looks familiar

me: it’s uh, red vs blue. I’m actually cosplaying Felix from the show in like, a month

Kevin: I love red vs blue and I need pictures when you come back

…. I miss Kevin

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

[brownsknkid]

You gotta take L’s to excel baby boi

[ermelina]

When your boyfriend or girlfriend asks if you are okay..

Don’t lie to them. If y'all are in love, tell them what’s bothering you. They care. It’s okay to be vulnerable with them. Don’t tell them “yes, I’m okay” and you’re not, because then you’ll be mad at them for not understanding your hurt when YOU HAVEN’T EVEN EXPLAINED IT to them. People can’t read minds. Give them the chance to listen, give them the chance to understand. Let them love you, communication is key.

[romxntiqe]

forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[thespookyswan]

The ‘If I just ignore every song after this one, everything is alright’ starter pack

[mistress-joker]

First MS Gulf Coast Pride! So proud i could stand with these people! Even pissed off a few protesters. Needless to say i'm proud.