NotQuiteSoLocalHarlot

Homie Hopping, Homewrecking, Harlot

[mistressbredcrms]

a deranged blog for "sub-tweets" at ppl that hopefully they will never see them

art dumps maybe

horny ish sometimes (if ur lucky) (so 18+ blog)

basically just coping with the chaos that is life

[mistressbredcrms]

Transfems should stop being so pretty

It makes it hard to focus

And think

And

Uhm

Aaaaa...

Fuck

I can't think

She's too pretty 😔

[steelblue8]

Fertiliser!? I hardly know er!!

[space-dementia-muse]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[pentupkitty]

Reblog if you want to gag on girl cock.

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes I get sad but then I remember chubby girls exist and then I'm happy again

[milliposting]

[sylviii]

"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

[homunculus-argument]

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

[comicallyqueer]

[mistressbredcrms]

I miss my blonde hair

My ability to have it

I think I would look good with it

But I have no photos of it

Not for over 2 years

Where I am unrecognisable (thanks HRT <|:3)

I don't know what *I* look like with blonde hair

Only what someone I used to be looks like

I want it back

To reclaim it

But it still hurts

It still takes me back to those times

Those comments

The feelings

My view of myself

I've come so far

I'm so much healthier

So why can't I have it back?

[the-flying-lemur]

Kind of interesting that there’s overlap in the aspec and poly spaces

[hummingbird-hunter]

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

What is your gender now/what did you get?

A person (real or fictional)

An animal

A plant/fungus/otherwise alive non-animal

A non-living natural thing (e.g. a rock) or a natural phenomenon (e.g. tornado)

A place

A period of time or a specific event

A concept

A man-made object

A work of art or a piece of media

A field of study or a specific research

Something else? Put in tags

Voting ended onNov 4, 2024

[redstonedust]

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

[esthermika]

[jakas-cywilizacja]