“Want to go ice skating?”
“With this?” she pointed to her enlarged midsection in disbelief. “I’d flatten him!”

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“Want to go ice skating?”
“With this?” she pointed to her enlarged midsection in disbelief. “I’d flatten him!”
me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about
"I never said thank you. You know... for before."
“Thank me? You’re the one who made my birthday memorable. It’s good to see you again, Zee.”
jp-todd-rp:
Jason got up, moving to her without hesitation and he gently placed his hand against her trembling one. “I wouldn’t have offered if I wasn’t sure,” Jason vowed. “I know a thing or two about being alone when I don’t want to be.”
Zatanna let out a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding. “Thanks, Jay. Something about that place,” she murmured, shrugging when she couldn’t find the words to explain it.
“i love you”
“You know I love you too, Dick. Is something wrong?”
wxbsofhxnor:
@mistressoffishnets - plotted
Peter didn’t usually travel outside of the bounds of New York city, but he was Spider-Man! And when he heard about a villain called Black Spider, who had a similar suit to his, but black and evil who was swinging around and dropping people to their deaths.
He become extremely motivated to put a stop to this villain himself and get him locked up for good. So that’s why he was here. Because this city was where he was last located. He doubted he would be confused for him, their color schemes were different and people had to know Spider-Man and Black Spider were different people!
Zatanna knew there were some horrific villains out there, ones who didn’t care about much of anything, but dropping people to their deaths? What a way to go.
What struck her about this one is that villains are (usually) cunning and know when to strike--not too frequently but just enough to create a panic--and this guy didn’t seem to get the memo. Happy Harbor was her city, and this wasn’t going to fly.
The last thing she expected to see, however, was Black Spider himself in broad daylight. She wondered for a moment if maybe she was mistaken since she only saw him out of the corner of her eye, but nothing else swung around building like that so she was pretty sure. Charming herself into her outfit, she ran across the street, following him is trail. Blue and red? It definitely wasn’t Black Spider, but maybe an accomplice?
She couldn’t take any chances, so without thinking about it, she held out her arm in his direction above the streets and yelled, “Ezeerf!”
“I got your back.”
Zatanna shifted a bit. “Thanks.”
“I got us matching fuzzy socks.”
"Someone’s feeling seasonal,” she chimed. “Or also just cold.”
― Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe.
(cr.)
less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes
ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)
✦ to finger my muse ✧ to give my muse oral ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse ❁ for our muses first time ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex ♤ for my muse to help yours undress ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex ✘ to eat food off of my muse ♕ make your own scenario
WORDS:
“god, you look so good” “fuck—” “i got you, baby” “you’re being so good for me” “i promise i’ll be a good” “please” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum” “say please?” “are you gonna be good for me?” “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good” “touch me here” “did you just yawn?” “you make me feel so good” “do you like this?” “i want to hear you when you cum” “i’m so close” “i need you” “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours” “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine” “you sound so pretty when you moan” “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”
Dick has had depression for most of his life and takes medicine for it. Only Alfred and Bruce know
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[ooc] But also can we like appreciate the look Zatanna gives Artemis when Arty threatens to go to Wotan for her magical needs?
Like “bitch why’d you have to do that, now you know I have to do it”
"You can't leave, I'm not done cuddling yet!"
“Let’s grow a baby constantly pressed against your bladder for nine months and see how you like it!” Zee yelled behind her, waddling towards the restroom.
Holiday Starters
An attempt at generic holiday starters for all your holiday needs.
“Do you want to spend the holidays with my family?”
“Ah yes, family arguments the true sign that the holidays are here.”
“Want to help me bake cookies?”
“What did you get [character]?”
“There’s so much snow!”
“I wish I could see some snow for the holidays.”
“I’ve never seen snow before.”
“Help me put up decorations.”
“Do we have to celebrate the holidays?”
“I just want to spend a quiet day at home.”
“Can we just stay home today?”
“There’s this party I have to go to. Want to come with me?”
“What did you get me?”
“Don’t shake the box!”
“Want to go ice skating?”
“Wait, I thought you were cooking that, not me.”
“You don’t have to get me anything.”
“Snowball fight!”
“We’re snowed in with a house full of people. There’s no escape!”
“Traffic was awful!”
“Is [character] coming for the holidays?”
“There’s plenty of food for seconds.”
“I’m just going to hide in the blankets and not come out for the next week or two. The holidays will be over by then, right?”
“I’m not going out in two feet of white bullshit. Nope. Not worth it.”
“Want to decorate some cookies?”
“Let’s spend the holidays together. Just the two of us.”
“So my mother invited us over….”
“Don’t play that awful holiday music. I’m sick of it already.”
[ooc] Might try watching season 1 of YJ to get my muse back just a little. I’ve lost her along the way.
saw a pretty gifset of zatanna and my little gay heart would not let me think of anything else until i drew her
#can you feel the love force tonight?
oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad