「 RP MEME : ONLY ONE BED . 」
* change pronouns as needed .
‘ why did you book us one room? ’
‘ i’m sleeping on the left. ’
‘ just a warning, i hog the covers. ’
‘ if you snore, i’m hitting you. ’
‘ it’s fine. i’ll take the floor. ’
‘ there’s no way this bed is big enough for you and me. ’
‘ hey! no cover hogging. ’
‘ i didn’t mean to wake you. ’
‘ i have to face the door. ’
‘ come on! i’m so cold. ’
‘ don’t feel like you have the take the floor on my account. ’
‘ maybe we should cozy up together. ’
‘ this is going to be the best night ever. ’
‘ the innkeeper said this is the last room. ’
‘ i was having such a good dream, too… ’
‘ there’s not even a couch in here? ’
‘ i think it’s big enough for both of us. ’
‘ you think we could get a refund? ’
‘ can you close the curtains? ’
‘ shh, it’s okay. i’m here. ’
‘ there’s no way we can exchange rooms now. ’
‘ i sleep commando, just so you know. ’
‘ how could i have known? i was in a rush! ’
‘ you have to be freezing down there. ’
‘ haha, i never knew you had such bedhead. ’
‘ sorry, did i wake you? ’
‘ do you normally have nightmares like this? ’
‘ this is going to be the worst night ever. ’
‘ sharing a bed with a pretty girl like you? count me in. ’
‘ why the hell did they book a room with a single bed? ’
‘ i know we’re undercover and all, but this is a little extreme. ’
‘ we can sleep in shifts. i’ll take the first watch. ’
‘ don’t even think about cuddling me. ’
‘ i heard you calling their name. ’
‘ you sleep like a rock. ’
‘ did you know you snore? ’
‘ you did this on purpose, didn’t you? ’
