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*Finger Guns*

[midnightisquiet]

Sterek Bingo 2019 - Flower Language & Derek Deserves Nice Things

Stiles keeps giving Derek flowers. Partly because he likes to see Derek blush, but mostly because Derek just deserves ALL the nice things.

[mistronius]

How to Siege (feat. Marley)

Follow what I do in this video and you'll hit diamond in 69 minutes. Shoutout to Marley for being a G if you don't wanna sub to me then at least go give him ...

My first Rainbow Six Siege meme montage, featuring (Meaty)Marley! Hope you enjoy all feedback is appreciated.

[mistronius]

“Which football team do you support?” Should be a mandatory question on every medical form.

[mistronius]

"This man is showing symptoms of some serious mental trauma and heart atta... oh nevermind he just supports Arsenal"

"This man has been sent to me because they think he may have some serious mental health concerns, they say he keeps repeating "this'll be our year" but he's clearly just a Liverpool fan."

[mistronius]

"Which football team do you support?" Should be a mandatory question on every medical form.

[mistronius]

Working in Retail

Customer: Excuse me, can you help me? Me: Yes, no problem Narrator: It was a problem

[mistronius]

What did we do to deserve Tumblr? But also WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE TUMBLR

[mistronius]

Person: *dies* Me: "Same"

[keatonpatti]

[mistronius]

How did they all fit in there?

[mistronius]

How I want to die

When I die, I want the words "Respawning as an ant in 5..." "4..." "3..." "2..." "1..." "Respawn successful" *Everyone now looks insane as they try to talk to every any they see*

[mistronius]

Smiles

Making someone smile is one of the best things ever, and I think I know what the best type of smile is - you know that smile when the person you’re trying to make smile doesn’t want to smile, but you’re making them so happy that even they can’t control it - they are literally forced to smile against their will because you’re making them so happy.