Right now as Iâm typing this Israeli soldiers are shooting bullets and grenades at unarmed Palestinian civilians, from all ages, while theyâre praying inside Al Aqsa Mosque, the 3rd holiest site in Islam, during Ramadan the holiest month in Islam, in the morning of Laylat al-Qadr, the holiest night in Islam.
Hundreds are injured and who knows how many are going to be announced dead, itâs only 10 AM in local time there, so the casualties are going to be increasing by the end of the day.
And on top of all of that, the Israeli military is preventing medics from reaching any Palestinians, they are literally using prayer mats as stretchers to carry the injured and wrap their wounds.
All of this is only happening because today is Israelâs âJerusalem Dayâ a racist and nationalist holiday that started after Zionists stole Jerusalem in 1967, where everyone that isnât Jewish is banned from entering Jerusalem so that Jewish Israelis (and only Jewish Israelis) can march through Jerusalem while waving the Israeli flag and one of their stops is the Al Aqsa Mosque, thatâs why their soldiers have stormed Al Aqsa and are attacking any Palestinians they see.
If the world allowed them to get away with this level of facism in plain sight, they will be able to get with anything they want in the future, because they will know that if this didnât have any repercussion or outrage, then nothing they do will.
Damn it really just hit me how much sum y'all hate Muslims. Israel's colonial, genocidal aggression against Palestine isn't even a religious conflict but y'all have to be reassured that it's not about Islam to even think about showing solidarity. Mad how dehumanised Muslims are. There are Palestinian christians and atheists and agnostics and children not old enough to have even gotten a chance to develop a world view but y'all stay scared of aligning yourselves with the oppressed incase they Muslim folk. Mad.
Hello! I was wondering if you could do the brothers (+Undatables of you can) reacting to MC turning into a troll. Idk how or why. But a troll (like from the movie trolls). I just need a good laugh, thank you. Have a great day.
I apologize for disappearing :( Iâve been really busy with schoolwork lately and Ramadan. The school year will end in a little less than two months, so work should be calming soon after we finish wrapping up our current units and doing our exams <3. Ramadan is over now, so I do have a bit of extra time on my hands. Hopefully, Iâll become more active soon <3. I probably wonât be back on my regular posting schedule for a while, but Iâm keeping my fingers crossed. Hereâs a study help carrd if youâre struggling with school/schoolwork or just want to check it out. I love you guys <3. Take care of yourselves <3
Now, without further ado, I present to you:
The Demon Brotherâs Reacting to MC turning into a troll
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âź Now, you might be wondering: How and why did you end up in this situation?
âź Well, to put it simply, you had realized that the demon brothers hadnât watched many human world movies and were really missing out on some classics.
âź So, it had become a habit for you to choose a movie for them to watch every Friday night.
âź Eventually, your movie nights had turned into sleepovers in the family room.
âź You started incorporating games and snacks.
âź It became more of an organized event, and everyone took turns choosing the weekâs game.
âź It had been Satanâs turn, and he had made multiple batches of a potion that would cause the first that thought popped into your head two minutes after the potionâs ingestion to come to life.
âź Well, not come to life. Basically, something would happen to you that had to do with that thought that popped into your head.
âź The challenge was to keep your mind completely blank for two whole minutes.
âź And it just to happened the movie you had picked was Trolls.
âź So, as you can imagine, you drank the potion and attempted to keep your mind blank. You managed to get through about thirty seconds before thinking of the movie you had just watched.
âź Poof, you were a troll.
âź Your troll form still resembled you. Your skin tone remained the same, and your hair colour and texture hadnât changed, other than the fact that it stood straight up.
Lucifer
âź Humans were fragile enough as is, but now you were tiny?
âź Do you know how close this man was to strangling Satan? How long until it wears off, anyway?
âź Once he managed to calm down, he realizes how silly the situation is.
âź He carried you around in his breast pocket and kept you on his desk while he worked, letting you entertain yourself by watching Devilflix on his D.D.D. If you got hungry, he would sleep you a small cookie and allow you to have a few sips of his tea.
âź Honestly, heâs probably the most mature about it. He does occasionally tease you for your tiny size, though. And how ridiculous your hair looks.
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Mammon
âź He probably panicked the most out of everyone.
âź He was full-on yelling at Satan to change you back or figure something out.
âź When he eventually calmed down and insisted on picking you up.
âź He refused to let you down on the ground because he was afraid that someone would step on you.
âź He let you sit on his shoulder and took you wherever you needed to go.
âź Unfortunately, he tended to forget that you were there and that he had to be careful with you. Otherwise, you might fall off.
âź He caught you every time you did fall, though, and then apologized a couple hundred times. Youâre not getting hurt under his watch.
âź He tried to cook tiny, you-sized food, but it didnât turn out well, so he just gave you some of his food and attempted to hide his disappointment.
âź He found a small box and put towels and tiny pillows in there so that you could sleep comfortably.
âź Of course, he put the box in his room, so if you needed anything, heâd be right there for you.
âź The absolute relief he felt when you turned back
âź It took a lot of convincing to get him to let you play the game again.
âź Protective Mammonâ˘
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Leviathan
âź If Mammon panicked most, then Levi was in second place.
âź He wouldnât let anyone else touch you or pick you up. Heâd get jealous if someone so much as looked at you.
âź âThis is just like this one anime I watched called âMy Best Friend Shrunk and Now I Have to Take Care of Them Until They Turn Back to Normal!ââ
âź He just kind of kept you in his room while he played games. He let you play on his DS when you got bored of watching him.
âź He got you whatever you asked for and make sure youâre comfy the whole time too
âź He even shared his special Ruri-Chan snacks with you because he cares about you that much <3
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Satan
⟠He thought it was h i l a r i o u s.
âź He probably knew how to reverse your situation, but thought it was too funny, so he decided not to tell you until it wore off.
⟠Ohohoho the s m a c c that he got-
âź But seriously, if your troll issue was genuinely bothering or upsetting you, he would have turned you back in a heartbeat.
âź He also made fun of your hair.
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Asmodeus
âź Oh, this man gets you so many tiny clothes.
âź Where did he even get them from? No idea. What store even sells clothes in troll sizes?
âź Anyways, you were probably the most fashionably dressed troll in the Devildom. You were also the only troll in the Devildom.
âź He absolutely adored your hair.
âź Also, somehow got his hands on miniature hair accessories?
âź Seriously, where is he getting this stuff from? And on such short notice?
âź He takes a million pictures of you and posts them. You go viral on Devilgram.
âź When you change back, you just have all these tiny clothes and accessories and have no idea what to do with them.
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Beelzebub
âź He was pretty worried about you.
âź How couldnât he be? You were so tiny! What if someone squished you? He would never forgive himself if you got hurt, even if he didnât have anything to do with it.
âź He was terrified of holding you at first because he was scared of doing something wrong and dropping you or crushing you as a result.
âź You had to assure him a million times that you trusted him and that you were sure that he would never harm you.
âź Even then, he was so careful with you that youâd think you were made of thin ice.
âź Like Mammon, Beel also refused to let you out of his sight and panicked when he lost track of you.
âź He thought you were adorable while you were little, though.
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Belphegor
âź Does not give a crapâ˘Â
âź Seriously. He was asleep when it happened and had to have everything explained to him when he woke up.
âź He also thought it was hilarious and used it as an opportunity to bother you.
âź âHoly crap, your hair looks like a skinny pyramid.â
âź He gave you rainbow food and played overly-cheery music, along with the Trolls soundtrack, just to bother you.
âź He played âCanât Stop the Feelingâ so much that Lucifer threatened to hang him from the ceiling multiple times.
âź The fact that he was bothering Lucifer just egged him on.
âź The entire House of Lamentation had that song memorized by the time you turned back.
âź He probably also made you a little bed because even though heâs a piece of crap, he really loves you and wants you to be comfortable.
I found a doctor like this⌠and I almost cried⌠my âbadâ cholesterol was 2 points above âperfectâ, otherwise 100% healthy on the tests, and she said âbody size doesnât indicate health. There are large people that are unhealthy, there are large people who are perfectly healthy. There are small people that are unhealthy, and there are small people who are perfectly healthy. Healthy isnât a specific body size.â I love her.Â
I saw an article on another post about this that pointed out that it's basically an entrapment scenario. Those who take them up on the $50 to apply are then offered a job on the spot. At that point, the applicant has to either take it or lose their unemployment. How could they lose their unemployment? Because one of the stipulations of unemployment is that you can't turn down a job offer. If you turn down the job offer, someone in the management team at that particular store will report the applicant to the unemployment office with all of the info that was given to them on the application.
Those who take them up on the $50 to apply are then offered a job on the spot. At that point, the applicant has to either take it or lose their unemployment.
Do you think you could do a Muslim MC meeting the brothers for the first time because I'm pretty sure MC would panic like crazy.
I'm so late omg sorry. I love this request, I had a lot of fun imagining it. Sadly I struggled expressing my thought and itâs not as good as what i hoped it to be. Anyways I hope youâll like it :)
Diavolo: Oh you must feel shocked, well thatâs understandable you just arrived, after all
MC:...
Diavolo: As a human it will probably take a little while for you to adjust to things here in the Devildom
MC:...What is Devildom and who are you? and how do you even know my name? Youâre creeping me out boi
Lucifer: Donât you dare talking like that to Lord Diavolo Prince of Hell, you weak human
Diavolo: HAHA Lucifer donât scare our new student like that please, itâs normal to ask
Diavolo: I am the Prince and future King, of Devildom, Iâm certain humans call it Hell though and you are our dear new exchange student
MC:...
MC: I am in hell.
Diavolo: This is what I said yes
MC: *start panicking* Why am I in hell?? I can't be in hell i did everything not to be iN HELL I CAN'T BE HERE WHY AM I HEREÂ
Belphegor: This human is noisy, I hate them
Asmo: They look cute, I want them in my bed
Lucifer: Brothers shut up
MC: *starts yelling* GOD !! GOD !!!! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME WHY AM I HERE !???? I PRAYED AND I FASTED RAMADAN AND I DID MY BEST WHY AM I HEEERRRREEEE
Diavolo to Lucifer: Lucifer what did you choose ?
Lucifer:...
Mammon: Oi ! Human stop yelling or Iâll give you to eat for Beel
Beel: *hungry Beel noises*
MC: Shut up you dumbass iâm talking to God
Mammon: OI!! >:|
MC: OH God is it because i scroll passed the muslim reminder on tiktok??? I knew it! I knew it felt illegal *starts mumbling* maybe itâs because I ate this lil portion of pork but I swear i didnât know this candy was haram, oh iâm sure it's when I farted during Salat but I did make wudu again and i prayed again oh no iâm sure itâs becau-
Levi: Stupid normie youâre not here for punishmentÂ
MC: I dont mind being called stupid but oh boy dont you dare call me normieÂ
MC: And who are you all? Why are there only men? Why this one wants to eat me, this one to fuck me, and this ugly thing called me a normie? What does the ugly thing mean by ânot punishmentâ?
Diavolo: Barbatos please give our guest some water and a chair, they really must be humâŚreally shocked to act like that
Barbatos: Yes My Lord *gives MC a chair* Please feel at ease, we don't want to harm you, you must calm down
MC:*sits down, cross arms and legs*
Lucifer: Like my brother said youâre not here for a punishment youâre here because we want you to be the second exchange student from the Human Realm, means you will go to school with us and-
MC: *stands up pointing at Lucifer* YOU SAID I WASN'T HERE FOR PUNISHMENT
Diavolo to Lucifer: Either they are stupid or they only communicate by screaming, iâm gonna try that
Diavolo: YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR A PUNISHMENT JUST TO LEARN ABOUT HELL AND DEMONSÂ
MC: DONâT YELL AT MEEE!!...Ok so if itâs not punishment why do you want me to go to school? mh?*sits again* and I guess iâm gonna go to school with those clowns here with you mh? In my opinion Sir, going to school, in hell, with demons who wants to either eat me or fuck me, is what we call a punishment
MC: Well they are seven really hot clowns but that doesn't mean iâm ok with that, plus my grades was a mess I cannot-*start mumbling again*
Mammon: Oi Lucifer iâm tired of this human and i have to make moneyÂ
Satan: They really are noisy
Levi: Can we return it? I hope you kept the tickets Lucifer
Belphie: Beel please punch them I need to sleep
Lucifer: Brothers stop complaining
MC: *didn't stop mumbling*...is it haram to marry a demon if I convert him beforeâŚ
Dia: Well they won't stop talking, what type of human did you get Lucifer?
Lucifer: Iâm confused they are the most common type of human*starts reading MCâs resume* MC, human, /MCâs age/, muslim, no criminal record and not a celebrityÂ
MC: *didn't stop mumbling*...I have to ask God if I can be polygamous of seven- no nine menâŚ
Beel: It's hard to communicate with this piece of meat
Satan: Beel is right this human is unbearable
Levi: I propose Belphie make them fall in sleep so they stop talking
MC:*unstoppable*...what do I do if they don't have Halal meat in hell huhâŚ
Lucifer: ...ok Belphegor go onÂ
Belphie: *stands up and walks towards MC*
MC: Ya Allah this man stinks!! What are you doing!? Go away you-*literally falls on the floor asleep*
Asmo: Belphie!!!! You should have catch them
Belphie: Â -_-
Satan: It was easier with Solomon
Diavolo: Should I remind you that this sorcerer can kill us all by just cooking
Lucifer: Hope they will be less...them when they wake up
