I am Inimitable, I am an Original

I am also not here anymore.

[i-am-mx-monster]

Daily reminder that doing your best does not have to mean being your best. Some days just showing up and getting through it is a victory.

[awakefor48hours]

Which one is harder

Sending an email

Making a phone call

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

If you vote please reblog.

[i-am-mx-monster]

Hi my sweet friend,

Here’s my love to go on your pretty page.

Also, I spammed you. Just a little tho, okay? Byeee.

I don't know what's cuter about this, the puppy or the follow up dm that said "uhhhh that was for honey bee can you share it with her" hehehe so @growingwithgrace puppy love from our fren

[amy-santiagos]

[visciousest]

I want to help a masochist test their pain tolerance and slowly work them up to heavier and heavier torture until they're pretty much numb to anything i could do to them 💕

[masochisticmumblings]

remember to take your meds, bitch (lovingly)

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[madeleineengland]

*gnamm gnamm

[titsout4jesus]

is it really too much to ask for someone to call me a stupid bitch while they fuck me and hit me as hard as they can

[redheadkink72-deactivated201905]

Ooooh La La Sex Questions

1. Top turn on?

2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?

4. Last time you masturbated?

5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?

6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?

7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?

8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?

9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?

10. Dom or Sub?

11. Is pain a good thing?

12. Do you like biting?

13. Do you like scratching?

14. Are you slightly horny right now?

15. Are you very horny right now?

16. Do you like face fucking?

17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

18. Do you cook naked?

19. Do you like foreplay?

20. Have you had a vaginal orgasm?

21. Do you like sex with women?

22. Do you like sex with men?

23. Would you have sex with a trans* person?

24. Do you like your nipples played with?

25. Do you like your lips bitten?

26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?

27. How often do you masturbate?

28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?

29. Would you have sex with a married person?

30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?

31. Do you go outside naked?

32. Do you like being woken up with sex?

33. Do you give oral?

34. Would you let someone eat off of you?

35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?

36. Do you like having drunk sex?

37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?

38. What is your favorite thing about sex?

39. What is your favorite sexual setting?

40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?

41. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?

42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?

43. Do you like it rough or sensual?:

44. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?

45. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?

46. How do you feel about one night stands?

47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?

48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?

49. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?

50. Do you like kissing during sex?

51. Does size matter?

52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?

53. What does your favorite foreplay include?

54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?

56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?

57. Could you live without sex?

58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?

59. Do you like to perform oral sex?

60. Do you like to receive oral sex?

61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?

62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?

63. Have you ever been caught in the act?

64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?

65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?

66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?

67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?

68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?

69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?

70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?

71. Do you wear protection as often as you should?

72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?

73. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains ,whips, etc.)?

74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?

75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

[homunculus-argument]

The chili plant made a deal with their God to only be consumed by things that could spread its seeds and fly. The chili received capsaicin, making itself painful to eat for mammals, but not birds, and all was well for the chili.

Then the human shows up, tastes it, and likes the pain. So now there's this flightless fucking mammal eating the chili. Like not even a fruit bat or anything, a flightless fucking mammal chomping on the chili.

What the fucking shit, God, cried the chili, I specifically requested the opposite of this.

Now hold on, wait a moment, replied the God who talks to plants but has no idea what the fuck these apes are going to do next. It might be something cool.

And in a flash of a second, in barely fraction of the time that chili took to develop capsaicin, the humans went from walking across land bridges and rowing little boats across small waters, into building ships that could cross oceans. More humans tasted the chili, and liked the pain. They took the seeds with them, and planted it elsewhere.

See? They spread the seeds.

They're still not flying, said the chili, still feeling insulted and betrayed.

But before the conversation was over, the humans were still not done fucking around and nowhere close to finding out. The ships became machines, and another machine was invented, capable of flight. Now, not only were the humans farming chili on continents far too far away for any of the birds that originally ate it could dream of flying, but the chili flew with them to lands where it could possibly not grow, so that humans over there could also eat it and enjoy the pain.

You see? They spread your seeds and fly.

It doesn't count as keeping a promise if you only manage it by a fucking accident, said the chili, still somewhat insulted. But nonetheless, the chili thrived.

[fromhersoul]

[veronicathegoddess]

oh you’re promising to be mine forever? then let me carve my name into your skin, let me mark what i’m gonna own for as long as i think you worthy. prove that you desperately want me to own you forever. let me mark you and don’t worry darling, when i’m done, i promise i’ll use your blood as lube and fuck you with the handle of my knife

[dominant-dominion]

You're just a fleshlight with sound effects.

[always-arousedxxx]

Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

•A compliment

•A story

•Why you follow me

•A cute message

•One thing you want to tell me

•One thing you want to know about me

[nflstreet]

[300iqprower]

[calibreon]

Audio description: Sports announcer of the game and crowd cheering in the background. Overtop of the cheering he says:

“You have to like when there’s a guy coming right in your face and he just sits in there and and delivers it uh really well.”