I'M TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS!!!!!

boy howdy do I ever hate everything !

[itsaspookydad-blog]

[shaneistrash-deactivated2017112]

[spoopypanda]

Remove this post from the internet immediately

[itsjust-insanity]

AaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAH

[misuteiku]

don't live with me because if you piss me off i will play this as loud as i can play it without causing myself pain

for as long as i can tolerate it

which is definitely longer than /you/ can tolerate it because this is the second top played track on my itunes

[radicalseabies]

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

[knifekind]

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

[misuteiku]

How I feel with every RP

RP partner: (writes fantastic starter with intricate dialog and plot settings)

Me: I have to go I'm too stupid to talk to you

[radiodeactivated]

we have been doing this for like thirty minutes. Because I accidentally discovered that if you hold your hand down on some random keys, skype thinks a pet is walking across the keyboard.

….

…. i should really go to bed

[misuteiku]

why is your cat grey

my cat was black

black like my soul

[radiodeactivated]

the cats are the same color you homosaxual

[misuteiku]

THE CAT IS FUCKING BLACK

[radiodeactivated]

we have been doing this for like thirty minutes. Because I accidentally discovered that if you hold your hand down on some random keys, skype thinks a pet is walking across the keyboard.

….

…. i should really go to bed

[misuteiku]

why is your cat grey

my cat was black

black like my soul

[misuteiku]

because moirail asked so fucking nicely

[misuteiku]

Answer this with ten random facts about yourself and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ fuck you I'm not passing this on (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

My dick is 25 inches long and 12 inches thick.

I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock.

The Albert Einstein of dick.

I'm the Beatles of cumshots.

The Mozart of huge balls.

The Anne F--no that's inappropriate

I'm a good sex man.

Girls love my sex.

There are three very satisfied pussies in my bed right now.

uhhhh I have 400 houses

[misuteiku]

phone bloggin awww yess computer's in the shop aka roomie's dad's virus like whoa still hate everything dead now g o o d b y e

[radiodeactivated]

so i tried pokemon fusion for the first time;

oh

ok

[misuteiku]

nailed it

[misuteiku]

;DDDDDDDD

[misuteiku]

I drew this for my bro getinthefuckingcloset because they're having a hard time. So here's their otp kissing (◕‿◕✿) ily tommy <3 <3

[misuteiku]

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YER FRENCH WHORES

[misuteiku]

i really want an iphone because i really need that lobster iphone case lobsters

[misuteiku]

you need to get online more. buttguy.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND THIS ONE ON ANON???IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T KNOW IT'S YOU

[misuteiku]

i think i might have to murder you