There's a Time to Pray and There's A Time to Fight

26. A collection of my favorite things and whatever gives me a good chuckle.

[memeclassheroes]

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[madeline-kahn]

Dancing in Film: Christmas Edition

Featuring Mean Girls (chgph. Donna Feore), The Muppet Christmas Carol (chgph. Pat Garrett), The Bishop’s Wife, The Best Man Holiday (chgph. Jamal Sims), The Polar Express (chgph. John Carrafa), Rent (chgph. Keith Young), The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (chgph. Liam Scarlett), Meet Me in St. Louis (chgph. Paul Jones), Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (chgph. Wayne McGregor), Love Actually (chgph. Jonathan Lunn) and White Christmas (chgph. Nick Castle)

[artist-monet]

Rowboat on the Seine at Jeufosse, 1884, Claude Monet

[xofemeraldstars]

Character Study Collection — Aziraphale 306/∞

[shrugsmagazine-deactivated20220]

the intimacy of liking a mutual’s post. i hope you see my stupid little icon and feel seen. i love you. i appreciate you. do you want to run away with me. i’m here for you. let’s swordfight. i’m never going to give you up.

[annelisters]

THE FISH SAGA Happiest Season (2020) dir. Clea DuVall

[valtsv]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*

[zukosgay]

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

[zukosgay]

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

[the-illusion-of-sanity]

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

[zukosgay]

birth control vs. antibabypillen

[toes-or-not]

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

[feintheskyblog]

[queenahnhyejin]

♡ President Hwasa aesthetic

[lloras-deactivated20210107]

hate it when fictional characters make me believe in love...... theyre not even real 🙄

[wheesuns]

[MAMA 2020] MAMAMOO - AYA + Dingga

bonus :

[fy-yongsun]

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

[artist-monet]

The Valley of Sasso, Bordighera, 1884, Claude Monet

https://www.wikiart.org/en/claude-monet/the-valley-of-sasso-bordighera

[thequantumranger]

Crossroads (2002)