chubby & tired

hi i'm mitch i'm 18 and i like sleeping and eating and beards and politics and whiskey ig: Mitchh_please

[twinbladestuff]

[ccstcrptc]

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

[glitterweave]

you all need to be stopped

[penis-hilton]

STOPPED FROM BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE SURFACE? DON’T ERASE POOT

[evilrashida]

Poot’s finally on tumblr @pootlovato

[nightgaunts-deactivated20161212]

SIXTY THREE YEARS

[staggot]

please help i ran out of capri sun last week

[the-mother-weshare]

You guys

[officialjiggly]

I realized I was gay when I used harpie lady in every one of my yugioh decks

[hunrrizme]

Goodbye

[canadianslut]

oh my GOD

[sridevi]

at least i have one thing beyonce does not have. a high school diploma.

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

you also don’t have the privilege of being valued at $900 million while you sittin at home making 2 note text posts to your 14 followers she’s out in france enjoying her birthday weekend with her husband who both are valued at a billion dollars combined high school diplomas don’t mean shit nowadays which is why youre sittin your no /tagged/me ass on the computer all day staning for a sharp note plain popcorn water bottle shaped culture appropriating bitch like Flatnote Perry who’s made a career in putting out overproduced pop songs that drown out her cow calling so you could lie in bed at night and hold onto that diploma because beyonce wouldn’t do nothing but wipe her ass with it

[sixpenceee]

The above are actual surveillance camera footage taken from a home in Jacksonville, California. Mysterious clowns are popping up across the state and terrorizing people in the towns. (Video)

[h0odrich]

yeah tf right!!! I wish bozo would!! run up get done up

[fatmanda]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

idk where the source for this is but i literally cant sleep bc im laughing at it so much and cant stop looking at it

[freekumdress]

[cocaineteas]

Party Goer, that’s what I do for a living.

[kamalahq]

[surprisebitch]

IM SCREAMING

[kingswalk]

IM LEGIT HOLLERING OMFG

[theclearlydope]

Def expect a candle vlog soon.

[mandisore]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

[aspirationalbrand]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bernie Sanders delivered a stirring speech at religious school Liberty University about reaching across the ideological aisle.

[notational]

This is the single classiest, most inspiring move I’ve seen in American politics over the course of my lifetime.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

I want you to be my baby daddy frfr

im sellin nut 500 a ounce!

[pettyness-deactivated20180903]

it don’t take that much to get someone pregnant lmao

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

okay it only take 2 cups of sugar to make a cake but walmart gon sell u the whole bag

[cutiepiebaeboo-deactivated20190]

[godfearingamericancitizen-deact]

There go Joanne thirsty ass

[mitch-thebitch-blog]

me: *puts on makeup*

bathroom light: bitch!!!!!! you better slay!!! that contour tho!!!!

sunlight: lmfao ok hoe first of all...