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Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

iconic movie

lol where are all the comedians who spent the last decade crying that the “woke left” was destroying comedy? The right is actively muscling comedians off the air and I haven’t heard one peep from Dave Chapelle. Where is Jimmy Carr? Where is Ricky Gervais? Fucking putrid cowards.

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

The answer to this question turned out to be “in Saudi Arabia taking blood money from dictators”

sapphling

last night i dreamt i left my phone unlocked in my pocket while i was walking and it unfollowed everyone and followed a random blog from my for you and when i got home and checked my tumblr on desktop my whole dash looked like this

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It wasn't a dream, kitten.

pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

horreurscopes

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

spookykobold

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

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borninthe80slovingtheladies

And so it is 🙌🏽

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Wow… I actually really did!!!!! I forgot I even reblogged this.. SHIT!

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WOO DO-HWAN in 'BLOODHOUNDS'

drewmcincryre

The hero we needed smh

thatchickwiththecamera

WE ASKED AND ADAM DELIVERED

Sources: Rightful Peeps on Twitter

aletheyass

i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!