Mitchell

20 year old guy from Britain

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[retrogamingblog2]

A father built a custom accessibility controller for the Nintendo Switch so that his handicapped daughter could play Breath of the Wild

[mitchellvstheworld]

I had my 18th birthday the other day and I didn’t get ID’d which will always be my biggest flex.

Me, my friend and my parents all went out for lunch and free cocktails (birthday perk) my friend has also just moved to uni so it was a nice little thing for the last time i’m gonna see him before he moves 100 miles away.

it was a good day and i’d repeat it if I could! (I also got a switch for my birthday so I have been very inactive on every form of social media just playing Animal Crossing and Assassins Creed 3)

I know no one would like to know but my island is called Fensalir

[danielhowell]

You Will Get Through This Night - written by Daniel Howell. Coming May 2021 - available to pre-order now! thisnightbook.com 

hello everyone i have written a book about understanding your mental health - it’s deep it’s dark it’s personal it’ll make you laugh it’ll make you cry and it actually has profound professional advice that might completely change your life so please pre-order it thank you 🎥 by curtis essel http://33bound.tumblr.com/

[mitchellvstheworld]

EYYY MY ACCOUNT IS 1 YEARS OLD TODAY

[dailyshowbiz]

                    MAURICE  1987 | dir. James Ivory

[mitchellvstheworld]

my favourite thing to do is message my friends at 3 am if I see them online to tell them to go to bed whilst i’ve just been watching movies until the exact same time

Edit: it is currently 3:30 and I have no response life has no meaning and all my friends have abandoned me for the great temptress who goes by the title of sleep

[staghunted]

[archived18482939204848]

“do we perhaps use tumblr because we were bullied and needed blah blah special interests blah” shut the FUCK up I use tumblr to see my anime husband’s big fucking honkers. sorry you got pantsed in front of your crush

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

I come here to bully people.

[archived18482939204848]

is it because you got pantsed in front of your crush

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

no its because im deranged

[expressions-of-nature]

Valtavara, Finland by Andrey Bazanov

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[michaelmilkers]

not to be dramatic but look alive sunshine 109 in the sky but the pigs wont quit youre here with me dr death defying ill be your surgeon your proctor your helicoptor pumping out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive system failure for the masses antimatter for the master plan louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny this one is for all you rock n rollers you crash queens and motor babies listen up the future is bullet proof the aftermath is secondary its time to do it loud and do it proud killjoys make some noise

[girldumas]

reading classic lit is like: *underlines gay parts* *underlines gay parts*  *underlines gay parts* *underlines gay parts*  *underlines gay par

[doggosource]

she pretty and she knows

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO GO MUSHROOM FORAGING WITH YOU

[catchymemes]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Reblog for essay luck

[markusbones]

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

[otatma]

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.