[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

[letterful]

[fattjohnson]

Just ugly and fat and hot as fuck

[fattjohnson]

Skinny and handsome and swagless

[wokeuplaughing]

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[folklorespring]

Amazing

[egberts]

it's so easy to do things! it's so easy to get up and do things and get things done! i am capable and motivated and executive dysfunction can't touch me. *starting to cry a little because my affirmations aren't working* it's so easy to do things, come on get up, it's easy, let's do things *mental image of a cartoon trying to move a heavy lazy animal* come onnnnn

[egberts]

IT'S SO EASY TO DO THINGS! IT'S SO EASY TO GET THINGS DONE!!!!

[hollowtones]

& Then a weird guy appear

[kinehora]

[kinehora]

i got some notes back from my editor

[kinehora]

[kinehora]

[kinehora]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[toaster-os]

[beardedmrbean]

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[cazyhazemave]

old insane comic that i just decided i should really put here before tony drops. SORRY tumblr

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[twothousandeight]

[petitemaman2021]

Tim Hortons in Universal Language (2024), directed by Matthew Rankin

Cinematography by Isabelle Stachtchenko

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]