Shit.

Idk. Shit I guess.

[dalishious]

Dragon Age writers: All elves have the exact same thin body shapes

Fernando Heinz Furukawa, doing brilliant work on the Dragon Age comics and giving us what we deserve: Well that sounds like it would make pages pretty boring so how about I give elves varying designs like any other race

[aggressive-p0tat0]

Cassandra and Leliana: We need someone to lead the Inquisition.

[baejax-the-great]

It’s a lovely morning in Kirkwall, and you are a horrible Hawke

[74ngo]

[luciasatalina]

I play Dragon Age, I draw cute elves

[dragonagecompanionsreact]

Companions react to inquisitor straight up ripping/cutting their arm off in the most nonchalant manner right after they defeat cory and then going "Eh less weight."

Cassandra:

Blackwall:

Iron Bull:

Sera:

Cole:

…I couldn’t think of anything for him, take these gifs.

Varric:

Vivienne:

Dorian:

Solas:

Josephine:

Leliana:

Cullen:

[dragonagecompanionsreact]

Playing Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts, getting to 100% court approval, and confronting Florianne like

[maudus1]

Basically

[pappadu]

based off this [x]

it’s literally so fcking funny to me how warriors just kick in walls, not like shield-smashing or hammer or sth no just straight up kicking that shit in afsgdhhs… they never skip leg days for sure

[briala]

[osombu]

inquisitorsayswhat

[hellofriendhawke]

...

[desultorymuse]

I almost died last night.

Little bit long, stay with me here…

So, I was playing through parts of DA Inquisition again, and got to the romance scene with Cullen. Sweet, right? I entered his office through the side door from the battlements, not thinking much of it.

Except, you’re not “supposed” to enter that way, per the cut scene.

(This is clearly the “front” door leading to the main fortress.)

Okay, cool, whatever, still not thinking much of it. Obviously the cut scene puts you where you need to be. The scene progresses…

And I realize, huh, that side door is still open where I actually came in through. That’s a funny quirk.

But then. It happened.

Because of that door.

Guys.

GUYS.

Some random npc straight ass strolls through the middle of the heavy petting session!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bust out laughing so hard I literally choked on my popcorn. Massive coughing fit, tears of laughter streaming down my face.

And that, my friends, is how the romance of Cullen Rutherford nearly ended me.

[arabcullen]

Inquisitor: *tries to flirt*

Cullen, instantly:

[jujubeansart]

Commander Cullen, your OCD is showing. Skyhold is just one of those constant messes that everyone else has stopped noticing.

[honestlyitsjustsam]

Thank you advisors （＾∇＾）

[shouldercharge-deactivated20230]

Warden: I saved Cullen

Hawke: I punched Cullen

Inquisitor: I fucked Cullen

Hawke: THAT NOODLE HEAD?