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[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[lamignonette]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[tamamita]

I wonder how the Iranian monarchists are do-

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[ominous-signs]

Today Boday

[gingik]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[crashingonneptune]

[actionpackedjackson]

Girl what

[aflo]

sandwich lovers know

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[goth-queen]

[paxamericana]

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

https://twitter.com/jeremylevick/status/1218281229667184641

[important-animal-images]

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[dogpuppy]

I just have a sort of “Lust” for Minecraft instead of jerking it

[so-much-for-subtlety]