Redemption

Glory be to God

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[weirdmageddon]

[beyhive4ever]

BEYCHELLA 2018

[iamconfusion-deactivated2019020]

why ya nipples gotta hurt before your period starts :/

[wtfced]

its your bodys “check engine light”

[rnutualfollow]

[complxlifeofblackbrucewayne]

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

[onlytwitterpics]

[nick-avallone]

me: wow I really couldn’t get any gayer narrator: he will get much gayer

[lazarus-mccloud]

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

*watches porn*

me: this intro is taking too long

*skips one minute* 

*they eating ass*

me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story

[beyhive4ever]

[postingwhileblack]

They knew the risks…

[unretrieved]

top 3 favorite things:

being drunk

making bad decisions 

making bad decisions when drunk

[audreynical2]

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

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Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

[bicolored]

His plan is literally focused only on alienating and rejecting people from the Middle East from entering the country. Read #2 if you can, its about questioning incoming immigrants about their support of sharia law obviously effecting their entrance into the country and #3 straight says reduce refugee entry to 0. This is government targeting and racism at its finest and they justify it with “cracking down on terrorism” yet the won’t acknowledge domestic AMERICAN BORN terrorists

[confessionsofamiddlechild]

My friend actually took this photo, and he said that he didn’t realize this when he filed it!

[leahclio-deactivated20131231]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via itcuddles)

@v-g-bond good thing i found that

(via tonimakesyoucrazy)

[the-absolutely-absent]

GUYS THERE IS A FUCKING GAMES FEATURE ON THE FIRST SHREK DVD Okay so I was fuckin around looking at the Shrek special features and there is a fuckin ‘games swamp’ and it includes a fucking character morphing game and i am in fucking tears look at this shit. I love 2001.

[theawesomeadventurer]

horrifying and beautiful