OXFORDS NOT BROGUES

i love my gay sons

[barbidreamdumpster-deactivated2]

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

[bidyke]

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

[terezisexbuttpyrope]

As an ace i second that^

[geardrops]

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

[will-write-for-food]

We don’t accept checks, but money orders will work.

[nancewheelr-arc]

golddustgxrl:

WHO WOULD BE DOWN FOR A G.LEE DIS.CORD SERVER?

taken: quinn blaine puck santana

[mitsurugikun]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shinnyah]

11. After the Final, let’s end this.

[emilysblunt]

I know how to help you now.

[stopfollowingthisblog]

A narumitsu stream doodle!

[actuallylotor]

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

[lesbian-yandere]

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

[sangled]

[skrells-deactivated20250209]

Dude, I got the same person (with different username of course) and had a whole freaking conversation with them before I blocked them and only after I had seen this with the exact same messages I got, did I realize,

It was a bot.

[bananonbinary]

randall munroe predicting the future in 2009

[raptorific]

Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house

[endeavor-s]

Y'all remember when pidge came out as a girl and shiro made that speech about owning who you are? That scene means so much more now that we know Shiro isn’t straight.

[dencuement]

“I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell.”

— (via annalisewrites)

[marauders4evr]

We need to talk about Jessica Rabbit. Why? Because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing movie and because Jessica is the most underrated character in the world and it’s tragically ironic, especially when you consider what her character is supposed to represent.

It’s no secret that Jessica is sexy. Her bust-waist-leg proportions are worse than Barbie’s! But that’s the point. Jessica was supposed to be proof that some animators completely exaggerated certain body parts when drawing cartoon women.

But as the movie goes on, Jessica actually shows the struggle that she has to face. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” I mean, Jessica has to stow weapons in her bra due to the amount of times that guys have tried to fondle her. She was forced to dance, sing, and play patty-cake with Acme. People always reblog her quote, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” But very few people seem to know what that means. Jessica was drawn, most likely by a sexist man, to be sexy and act naughty.

But here’s the best part: Jessica doesn’t want any of that. She just wants to be with her husband, Roger. Roger. Out of every Toon in Toontown, Jessica falls in love with Roger. Why? Because he makes her laugh. Because whereas everyone else saw her as being a sex symbol, he saw her for her personality. He unconditionally loved her and she unconditionally loved him. And she was ready to do anything for him. She danced, she sang, she played patty-cake, all because they threatened to kill him. Long story short, she’s an amazing character because she has a great personality, undying love for her husband, and the ability to fight when the time comes. (She used a fryign pan to bash a Toon’s head in long before Rapunzel!) She is, in short, amazing.

And do you know what the ironic part is? Go into the Jessica Rabbit tag. ¾ of the tag is explicit drawings and photoshops. Most people don’t respect her character and instead see her as simply a sex symbol … which is completely ironic because her entire plotline was about how nobody respected her and saw her as a sex symbol! Even though she was so much more than that! Do you see where I’m going with this? (Hello Nurse has the same problem but that’s a post for another day.)

[justabirdshirt]

this needs more notes.

[a-rude-elven-mage]

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

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[lucidnee]

sucking dick is fun and don’t let anybody tell you it’s not

[the-strangling-fruit-deactivate]

PSA - Archive of Our Own

Okay, I know that a good majority of us read fanfic. And AO3 is quite popular, I love that site.

I recently just came across a site on my laptop while I was looking some klance fics to read. I found one and clicked on the link which said it was an AO3 fanfic. Norton Security prevented me from accessing the site because it ‘may be impersonating AO3 to steal your personal or financial information’

If you find a link to a fanfic and it has ‘www.archiveofourown.com’ run for the hills. The true AO3 is .org not .com. It may seem obvious but it’s pretty easy to miss. Just letting all my fellow fanfic addicts out there know that there is a scammer.

I’m trying to tag all the fandoms I’m in so that those people are aware.

What kind of person impersonates a well known fanfic site to steal information. Such a heinous crime. I will admit, this person was pretty smart. All kinds of people read fanfics, especially teenagers. Just think of that and how easy it would be.

Please reblog to every fandom and if you find any other fanfic sites being impersonated please add them to this post. Some of us fanfic readers are close to being adults or are already adults, but there are still twelve year olds and younger who don’t pay attention to things they find on the internet.

[foggysuggestion]

god i’m just !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never good enough

[khazads]

Endless list of favourite films: Whisper of the Heart (1995).

It must be great to know what you want to do. I’ve got no idea at all. I just got from one day to the next.