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“Hey man… my mouth is like… a zoo for teeth…” - Mitt Romney, wandering around the Utah desert on peyote, 11/8/2012

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 8, 2012

I was considering voting for @mittromney, but then I remembered I ENTERED THE WORLD THROUGH A VAGINA.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 6, 2012

.@mittromney What's the name of that stuff you're putting in high fructose corn syrup to make rats vote against their own interests? Thx!

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 18, 2012

.@mittromney what is ur favorite musical about cats

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 11, 2012

.@mittromney Thousands of America’s homeless suffer from schizophrenia. As President how would you help them? JK bro! Have a great weekend!

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 30, 2012

.@mittromney I need a ride to the airport

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 10, 2012

“My favorite guitar player? Why, I’d have to say it’s Jimmy Hendricks. Sure!” - Mitt Romney, somehow pronouncing it spelled that way

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 31, 2012

.@mittromney My coworker, whose son has leukemia, called your health care plan “domestic terrorism.” I was like “Shut up jerk!” #zinger

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 9, 2012

#RomneyLoaf2012

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 28, 2012

.@mittromney I seem to recall you saying WITH YOUR MOUTH the other day that you're not concerned about 47% of Americans?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012

.@mittromney @reppaulryan What if you pretended women's votes were "points" that could help you "win" the election?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 25, 2012

.@mittromney do u have a favorite blog about wheat thins?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 16, 2012

"Bush invaded Iraq. I'll invade Iran." - Mitt Romney

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012

.@mittromney What do you listen to on your Zune when you powerwalk?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 29, 2012

ROMNEY/BINDERS 2012

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012

.@mittromney Had to take my wife to the ER last night. (hot farts) There were also some “poors” there? I frowned real mean at them. #USA

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 20, 2012

.@mittromney I’m at a park & have seen/photographed FOUR women breastfeeding. Should I just taunt them or do full citizen’s arrest?

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 24, 2012

Mitt and Rob