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Neil hadn’t been kissed in four years
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
"renee adopts andrew" "allison adopts neil" and what if i said kevin is dan's chosen freak? what if i said they're best friends? what if i said they're siblings? what then?
poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot
I can be the ship and its sailors
He just wants to fucking play exy guys come on SOMEONE DRIVE HIM
ruckus by movements is possibly Thee aftg album of all time so i’m gonna use lyrics to show how every single song can be applied to a character/pairing below 👇
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you’re one of us now — the nest
killing time — andreil
lead pipe — kevin & riko
heaven sent — jerejean
tightrope — jean / jerejean
i hope you choke! — neil to riko
fail you — kevin to jean
A.M.P — seth to allison
dance with death — kandreil
cour d’alene — jerejean
thank you for coming to my ted talk. go listen to this album and try not to think about aftg the whole time i dare you
Remember during the winter banquet when Riko told Neil that he had bought off a doctor at Easthaven and Neil was so consumed with anger he punched Riko in the mouth, then in the eye, then got knocked into a table and brought Riko to the floor where he KEPT THROWING PUNCHES, the held on “as hard as he could” to Riko once people started pulling them away from each other and when they were finally separated, STILL fought against the crowd to try and go at him again, AND THEN, after Wymack literally hauled Neil off his feet, Neil was trembling so hard he thought the room was shaking and didn’t take his eyes off Riko until they were seated outside the court on opposite sides of the room?
And this was before andreil even kissed btw.
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’
So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”
And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”
And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”
And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me
[Image ID: Tumblr post from astralPlaneBitch reading: Anyway the best m/f friendship dynamic is and always will be
Pure of heart, dumb of ass
Lesbian
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hey i know we don’t really talk about this or anything but it’s fine if you tell neil im gay and single. like if it comes up in conversation where hes wondering about my sexuality or relationship status its fine to tell him that i am gay and also single. and its even fine if you tell him that im gay and single when hes not asking about it its fine if you casually tell him that. you can tell him i like men and am currently not in a relationship. however you want to tell him is fine with me. really, it’s fine, renee, if you tell neil that im gay and single, i have no problem if you mention to neil that i am not only gay but i am also single. if he was wondering. or not wondering. or whatever. i don’t care. but if you wanted to tell him im gay and single it’s fine
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Nora Sakavic says that Neil Josten does not cry because he does not have it in him. It's been beaten out of him. I, who knows all, say that this is because if Andrew Minyard ever saw a singular tear roll down Neil Josten's face he might just cause the end of the world. Genuinely I don't think that Andrew would be able to function. Neil crying is a one-way ticket back to jail. WDYM you made his Neil cry
Neil is sad Andrew nudges him and tells him to get over it. Neil cries Andrew takes a deep breath and then we as a civilization are GONE
Andrew Minyard:
Neil: im doing such a good job at seeming normal, none of the foxes know how fucked up and dangerous and scared and PARANOID and fucking crazy i am
meanwhile what the foxes saw:
saw this tweet and immediately thought of sakuatsu
🍲 late night restaurant (1 year redraw)
He’s just too cool to not draw him, okay?…