Right now I’m listening to Don’t keep me waiting. I love this song
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@miyabiharuno
Right now I’m listening to Don’t keep me waiting. I love this song
I think this story is getting longer than what it orignally should have been
Writing XS while listening to Britney Spears is the best
Forgot to share this here bc i was sleepy af yesterday
Close your eyes,
Open your mouth, darling
Do you feel my **** beating?
Do you understand?
THE MORE I LOOK AT THOSE NEW PP STUFF, THE MORE I GET DEPRESSED
I CANT
I JUST CANT
Zapp is like, Libra’s Joey Tribbiani
Alan Harper: Okay, name 3 things you would change about me.
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.
Charlie: We’ve got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean “we”?
Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I’m serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.
Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you’re gonna have to open a Starbucks.
this is too much for my bladder, dmanit i’m at work
Charlie: Berta, how long have you been working for me?
Berta: Define “working”.
this is so beautiful
i’m peeing in my pants
Alan Harper: Tonight, I give my second rose to bachelorette number two.
Charlie Harper: Only you can gay up banging two women.
obscure reference. i love it
Charlie: Never mix tequila and scotch
Walden: How do I look?
Alan: Your face should be on gay money
my life stopped
why maksihima, why always makishima everywhere