Miyabi Haruno

Everybody's alone Everybody's empty

[miyabiharuno]

Right now I’m listening to Don’t keep me waiting. I love this song

[miyabiharuno]

I think this story is getting longer than what it orignally should have been

[miyabiharuno]

Writing XS while listening to Britney Spears is the best

[miyabiharuno]

[miyabiharuno]

Forgot to share this here bc i was sleepy af yesterday

[miyabiharuno]

Close your eyes, 

Open your mouth, darling

Do you feel my **** beating?

Do you understand?

[miyabiharuno]

[miyabiharuno]

THE MORE I LOOK AT THOSE NEW PP STUFF, THE MORE I GET DEPRESSED

 I CANT

I JUST CANT

[miyabiharuno]

Zapp is like, Libra’s Joey Tribbiani

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Alan Harper: Okay, name 3 things you would change about me.

Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Charlie: We’ve got a real problem here.

Berta: What do you mean “we”? 

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?

Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.

Charlie: I’m serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.

Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you’re gonna have to open a Starbucks.

[miyabiharuno]

this is too much for my bladder, dmanit i’m at work 

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Charlie: Berta, how long have you been working for me?

Berta: Define “working”.

[miyabiharuno]

this is so beautiful

i’m peeing in my pants

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Alan Harper: Tonight, I give my second rose to bachelorette number two.

Charlie Harper: Only you can gay up banging two women.

[miyabiharuno]

obscure reference. i love it

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Charlie: Never mix tequila and scotch

[textsfromhellsalemslot]

Walden: How do I look?

Alan: Your face should be on gay money

[miyabiharuno]

my life stopped

[lacuna-matata]

[miyabiharuno]

why maksihima, why always makishima everywhere