number one chordjack lover

random girlfailure on the internet that makes art https://mizdroid1337fw.straw.page/

[mizdroid1337]

hello every nyan

i use it/she pronouns my strawpage YOU NEED TO READ THE COOL WAR NOW

my tags: #textposting1337, #artposting1337, #reblogging1337

[wraithillustrates]

Do you have a job

Yes and its to draw bloodymary 24/7 (very serious job)

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[triceratopseee]

Next week is midterms, I’m NOT taking any chances

[carriethecakerealedition]

i am NOT risking my life

[eugeniedanglars]

it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible

[eldriitchmurmurs]

#my theory is that fanworks reflect what people found missing in the canon#so like. sonic and mlp. obviously#les miz want les amis to be happy and alive and goofing around#and uh. mcu fans want the mcu to be well-written (via dicaeopolis)

[mizdroid1337]

showed my friend a picture of taxidermy girl and she immediately sent this

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[glavilio]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CEASER SALAD AND NOTHING ELSE!!

[ninanation]

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

[ninanation]

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

[creacher-art]

USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.

This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:

ActionAid India

SEEDS India

GlobalGiving

Raise India (Project Tapan)

[mizdroid1337]

I FUCKING HATE CHROME CANVAS less detailed ver below cut that lwk looks better

[paper-mache-stars]

the people have spoken

[mushgin1]

@stick-eridian-collection

If you don’t have this one already

[hierophantgreen-deactivated2021]

FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO WEAR MY SNAKESKIN JEANS OUT IN PUBLIC YESSS

[hierophantgreen-deactivated2021]

[mizdroid1337]

me and my friends got bored so we challenged ourselves to go as long as we can without interacting with or talking about our main fandoms. this is hell. i can't scroll tumblr. one of my favorite fics just updated and i can't read it. right before i decided to do this shit, i got to a cliffhanger in a story from one of my fandoms. help me

[mizdroid1337]

how do people without fandom do this all day

[mizdroid1337]

me and my friends got bored so we challenged ourselves to go as long as we can without interacting with or talking about our main fandoms. this is hell. i can't scroll tumblr. one of my favorite fics just updated and i can't read it. right before i decided to do this shit, i got to a cliffhanger in a story from one of my fandoms. help me

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 1

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Voting ended onJun 29

[kiwixplosion7]

I'm convinced that most people that are voting for senshi haven't played the stanley parable.......... the narrator can be Everything, he fits into every sexyman category. he is a total nerdy dork, but he can also act sadistic and evil, he can be vulnerable and soft, he can be very smug and confident or a pathetic and desperate for attention little guy. the parable is his playground, until it's not and everything goes wrong. and there are soooo many different fan designs! you've got the slim and conventionally attractive ones, the fat and short ones (my favorite 😼), some fans make him a speech bubble, or a shadow, or an object, or some biblical entity, or just stick to canon where he's simply a voice. GOD, HIS VOICE. please check out this compilation https://youtu.be/r1l1dvlt0FI or this ending https://youtu.be/w-aMhZVQdHI?t=2m55s or this commissioned audio that's very much in character https://youtu.be/hyuDYAT7mnk PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM HE IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

You guys know what to do

[mizdroid1337]

I HAVEN'T POSTED TSP CONTENT IN LIKE TWO FUCKING YEARS BUT YOU GUYS NEED TO LOCK IN THERE'S NO WAY THE NARRATOR LOSES THIS

[mizdroid1337]

dont look too close at this one closeup under cut (slightly clearer photo)