honeymoon

Horrible person. I love cats and Lana Del Rey. I have people doing things for me so I don't die, like cooking and taking out trash. I stopped smoking, but I probably think you're dumb now.

[blackensabbath-deactivated20220]

me and who fr

[gertrudisnacht]

This is my Jay-z and Beyonce

[389]

naming my kid garrett. it's short for cigarette

[treecitysessions]

This quote will always be famous . To me

[treecitysessions]

The way she was just straight up lying here too

[smegmatheefactory]

Good morning Smegma nation!

[cannibalchicken]

[deconstructedcunt]

[memehumor]

Good old days

[treecitysessions]

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[throwbackblr]

[penismage]

you’re so right bestie

[postrabid-deactivated20230924]

[sovietnam]

[junkratsadstuck]

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

[theehorsepusssy]

[burlap-bows]

[tibets]

mariah carey in a pool while it’s raining.

she is experiencing many emotions, primarily extreme happiness.

she is a little bit drunk