Bookworm in an Apple

Aspiring Eccentric landlord and vintage fashion enthusiast. Mostly moodboards here. Call me Bookworm.

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[evilsoup]

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

[sol1loqu1st]

I feel like all the "they broke weird al" "weird al got serious we're so cooked" comments about the killing in the name cover are missing the point. that is not a broken man. comedy is politics. comedy has always been politics. weird al has been satirizing politics for a long time because he knows the court jester can say to the king what other people can't. by doing a serious cover of an explicitly anti-establishment song that his gen x and millennial audience knows by heart when he's built his career on parody, he's saying this can't be satirized anymore and he's saying it in a very deliberate way that his audience will understand. those aren't the actions of a broken man, they're the actions of a man who is trying to tell you something. are we going to listen?

[bathroomcube]

tumblr ads have finally dialed into what the average tumblr user cares about

[dogpuppy]

[ryebreadgf]

my yearly struggle

[beemovieerotica]

Choose

I am pro 67

I am anti 67

I am indifferent to 67

Voting ended onJan 1

[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[striders]

the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.

just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.

[segamascott]

[johnnycrass]

people on dating apps are insane. "im in the military" OK.

[ageae]

[johnturturro]

just another day stanning libraries

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[mint-swirl]

you’re mommy’s medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

[gaybichon]

type of shit freud would say genuinely