[mizmomo]

Friend: Give me one reason why you should never fight Raphael?

Me: Cuz I'd rather fuck him.

Friend: ...

Me: What?

[mizmomo]

When you're trying to write but your brain won't cooperate:

[mizmomo]

[mizmomo]

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[mizmomo]

Friend: I thought you said you finished packing all of your books?

Me: I did.

Friend: But there's 3 bags of books right here.

Me: Those are the books that I need before, during, and immediately after the move.

Friend (rummaging through bags): ...fantasy novels...and...college textbooks? You NEED those?

Me: Absolutely. And I'll have you know that it was no easy task to narrow down my options.

Friend: You're an odd duck.

Me: Quack.

Friend: 🤦🏽‍♂️

[mizmomo]

What I should be doing: Packing boxes for the move.

What I'm actually doing: Writing fanfiction because I found my old notes while purging my office.

[mizmomo]

Friend: What are you watching?

Me: Ninja turtles.

Friend: What's with the pen and paper?

Me: I'm taking notes.

Friend: Why?

Me: ...uhh...for...reasons...?

Friend: You're plotting some smutty fanfiction, aren't you?

Me: I plead the fifth.

[mizmomo]

Me: I don't like this pen.

Friend: Why not?

Me: Because it's scritch-y, not glide-y. It feels like I'm chiseling stone.

Friend: ...what is wrong with you?

Me: I can write you a list. Just not with this pen.

Friend: 🤦🏼‍♀️

[mizmomo]

When you want to write but the cat wants to cat:

[mizmomo]

Thinking about writing a part 3 to Mating Season.... 🤔

[mizmomo]

Touch and Go is one of my favorite 2003 episodes because of the relationship that develops between Raph and Mrs. Morrison. Even though he's more or less kidnapped into this social situation, we get to see Raph's compassionate side

(Bonus) Sassy Leo is everything:

[mizmomo]

When you've always joked about being a little OCD only to be clinically diagnosed with it in your mid-30s.

[mizmomo]

Therapist: How do you usually make new friends?

Me: I don't. Extroverts just find me and adopt me.

[mizmomo]

Pouting because how dare I actually use my desk for its intended purpose rather than leave him to rule the sacred confines of my office undisturbed...

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Lol The same face that says, "Please God, give me patience, because if you give me strength I'll hit them."

[mizmomo]

What I should be doing: Looking for a new job.

What I'm actually doing: Drooling over Agent Bishop as I re-watch 2k3 Turtles for the umpteenth time.

[mizmomo]

If I had a nickel for every time I was laid off from a job I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's bullshit that it happened twice.