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anthonybourdainpartsunknown

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

shemmillz

“Boi you think too much” 😂😂😂😂

afrojane-deactivated20191017

yeahhhhh that was a lot of deliberation 💀 but i’m sis lol

hi i need a fic where we see all of Ava’s Bureau training process

i’m v interested and invested in her history

even if they’re just false memories - what are they of?

I WANNA KNOW, CAN YA SHOW MEEE

#ava sharpe #legends of tomorrow #avalance

anthonycrowleymoved

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

cannibal-rainbow

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

edgar-allen-potpourri

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

edrec

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

anghraine

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

advanced-procrastination

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

missymalice

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges

inkgut-deactivated20180603

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

freifraufischer

And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.

Teenage girls are amazing.

queen-of-the-merry-men

Sometimes they’re not even teenagers

missymalice

I’ve been reposting this a lot to argue with conservatives who wanna mouth off, but here is a Genuinely Good Addition. 💖💖💖

yourkinkisnasty

alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh”

alcoholism is SO normalized and it’s such a toxic environment honestly

audarcy

This article is a fascinating and horrifying observation of alcohol culture in present-day America – especially in the context of women and the “wine mom” attitude seen on Facebook in particular. It’s one of the most eye-opening things I’ve ever read, tbh.

saddest-cat-hours

blairvvitchproject

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

badromantics

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

queerdesire

How does a girl apply to be in Hayley Kiyoko’s music videos because I’d gladly do it for free

despicablewench

some good things about kissing girls:

when they cup your face with both hands

when they tangle a hand in your hair

when they bite your lip

when they kiss your NECK

when they put their hand on your back. bonus if you’re wearing a crop top and they put their hand right when your skin is exposed

when you can feel them smile against you

when your lips are tingling afterwards

everything?????!?

everythingisproblematicin

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

griftertwolf

Soooo basically anyone who reblogs this fits into at LEAST two of these categories… got it ;)

cheesepress-deactivated20191231

its genuinely fascinating how black people who speak a regional dialect can pick up words from black people who speak another regional dialect and use them correctly after like a good two months of being exposed to it but nonblack people can try to purposely emulate the speech of black folks to seem cool/intimidating/funny/sexy/ etc. and still mangle it after years

linguistics are fun

didntfitthenarrative

Because non-blacks don’t respect black people’s intellects. They refuse to even entertain the idea that black vernacular involves actual grammar, and thus fail to recognize the obvious grammatical patterns. They assume its just a bunch of colorful slang words thrown around willy-nilly and they use it as such.