MJ (22)

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[thebootydiaries]

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

[keirametzofcarreras-archive-dea]

Please…

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[mj-canyounot]

It’s finally 2019, y’all. It’s the year that Benjamin Chewbacca Solo gets his shit together.

[deanwinchesterstolemylife]

For a minute there, I though you were talking about Benedict Cumberbatch.

[mj-canyounot]

Him too.

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[fedorathexplorer]

[mj-canyounot]

Kylo Ren: ...and so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb...

Rey: ...

Rey: Dibs on being the Lion.

[mj-canyounot]

I keep wondering if it’s Kylo Ren or Ben Solo who’s in love with Rey.

I think it’s probably both.

Like Kylo Ren would die for Rey.

And Ben Solo would live for Rey.

[mj-canyounot]

Rey, preparing to ship herself to Kylo/Ben: If you see Finn before I do… Tell him…

Chewie, in Wookiespeak: That you already have a boyfriend?

Rey, nodding: Yeah, perfect. Tell him that.

[mj-canyounot]

It’s finally 2019, y’all. It’s the year that Benjamin Chewbacca Solo gets his shit together.

[mj-canyounot]

It’s finally 2019, y’all. It’s the year that Benjamin Chewbacca Solo gets his shit together.

[bonbonlanguage]

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

[rk8con]

[suspendnodisbelief]

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

[classicfern]

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them

[mj-canyounot]

I “ope” when I’m in the way

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[bexhibitionist]

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

[heyyyybrother]

[mj-canyounot]

My dad: I bought Tide Pods...

My dad: ...

My dad: to give out on Halloween.

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[andrastte]

I’m watching The Good Place and they finally arrive in The Bad Place

oh what’s that

how is this show so good

(it says Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow’s Nest or Something, who gives a crap. Now playing everywhere forever)

[sickjacket]

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them