Captain Michael J. Caboose (Rp Blog)

hi im cabose i like ponies the color blue and church. he is my best friend, a ghost, and he lives in peoples helmets. i have a pet named freckles who lives in my rifle.

[liberalsarecool]

Cases will hit 10,000 and 20,000 before they hit zero. They can't even track their ineptitude.

[evxlincarnatequeen-deactivated2]

“My my, seems this wedding didn’t last, like the last one, only this one is more bloody” she darkly chuckled watching the feud in the water that the imagine was in.

[mjcabose]

“Oh man everyone always talks about Game of Thrones, I need to watch that but Church wont let me. He says ‘its not appropriate’. But he does let me watch Cartoon Network. I love Stephen Universe! DO YOU GET CARTOON NETWORK ON THERE TOO?!”

[not-a-dxll-deactivated20190722]

“You know what we need? More chocobos.”

“You..You should get on with that.”

[mjcabose]

“Yes I will get... That thing, you just mentioned. THAT I ABSOLUTELY KNOW WHAT IT IS! Little hat wearing... Magic man...”

“Yes.”

[mjcabose]

Caboose have you ever played naked twister?

Sister asked me to play once but I was uncomfortable because she was oiled up and I had to go, so I left and tagged in TUCKER. He went in the base and didn’t come out for a while.

[daezilly]

Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

[hellsingxmisfits]

(Open)

“This room is disgusting?! It’s just as bad as Amethyst’s!” She stared in horror at the disorganized mess of a room. She couldn’t believe anyone would willingly try to live in such a state! It would’ve driven her to insanity! “How could anyone live like this?!”

[mjcabose]

Caboose popped up out of the mess that was his room. From a pile of plushy bombs no less. Inches away from the strange lady. “Hello.”

[famousrecord]

[jxckspxcer-a]

☠〖ᴇᴠɪʟ ʙᴏʏ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs〗☠    ❝HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HAIR DYE?❞

[mjcabose]

“WHAT!? YOUR HAIR IS DEAD?! OH MY GOD IT WAS SO YOUNG!” *sniff* “R-Rest... In peace hair...”

[boyets]

reblog this with ur favorite icon of ur character

[jxckspxcer-a]

[thedemonkingganon]

[mjcabose]

[zerostatereflex]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Venus, the closest planet to the sun. These images taken by the Pathfinder probe are taken from the exact equator of the planet, thus its famous rings are not visible. The planet was first discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in 1781, and has yet to complete a single revolution around our sun, Proxima Centauri.

[pimp-shark]

Venus looks suspiciously like Jupiter.

….I bet they were identical twins separated at birth.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It looks absolutely nothing like Jupiter. Jupiter can be instantly recognized by its black pentagons:

[thehylianbatman]

Pretty sure the biggest planet in our system isn’t a soccer ball.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Um no. I’m pretty sure I know my planets, because I graduated from NASA University with a masters in planet recognition. I think I can tell the difference between Jupiter and a Soccer Ball:

Jupiter doesn’t even have leaves.

[kafkaprism-deactivated20180313]

Also, little late to the party but at least I’m showing up, the Sun’s official name is not Proxima Centauri, THAT is actually a star about 4 light years away from the Sun

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The ignorance on this site is shocking. No, Proxima Centauri is our sun. The nearest star 4 light years away is called Beetlejuice. And since nobody out there seems to know even the local star system, take a look from most distant to closest and educate yourself:

You’re welcome.

[zukana13731]

some masters degree. you spelled Betelgeuse wrong.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Uh, hello, Betelgeuse? What does a Terry Gilliam movie starring Buster Keaton, Stephen Baldwin, Gina Gershon and Wynonna Judd have to do with the solar system??? Good movie though-

[zukana13731]

i was referring, of course, to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Yeah, I know that I was kidding. Of course I know Hitchhiker’s Guide, Charles Addams is my uncle. I’m the one who suggested the joke about the towel to him, and I came up with the famous number 32.

You’re way out of your league here. I’m like Major League Baseball and you’re like League of Legends baseball. And I’m a Colonial Marine too who served on the Sulaco. Don’t mess with me or I’ll go Tron on your ass.

[scaryshorts-deactivated20160215]

WHAT IS THIS MESS???

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It’s basically the tumblr equivalent of macaroni and cheese that’s been left in the sink for 2 months and it’s grown all kinds of nasty shit that no human being can ever fully understand or smell without fainting.

[mjcabose]

“Ah yes my favorite subject... Math.”

[xemnasunwritten]

MANSEX

“NO.”

[xemnasunwritten]

Xemnas turned and regarded the other suspiciously.

“….. who…. are you?”

[mjcabose]

“I am Caboose, and I once ate 3 whole live scorpions on a dare. The end.”

[xemnasunwritten]

MANSEX

“NO.”

[mjcabose]

“But I didnt ask a question! This one guy with a black cloak told me to call you that. I dont know what it means though...”

[jenovaiisim-deactivated20170212]

“Not it is not a cake but let me tell you that if it was, it would be a very good cake.”

[mjcabose]

“Are you sure you dont have a little bit of cake? Maybe some cookies? My mom used to make the best cookies.”

[jenovaiisim-deactivated20170212]

“Yes! Come! Feast your eyes upon my magnificence!”

[mjcabose]

“FOOD!? IS IS MAGIFLANCTANCE A TYPE OF CAKE!? OH MY GOD I LOVE CAKE!!!“

[cronathetwitchy]

blue -Caboose (mjcabose)

Out of thorns:  Oh really?  Well, Anon, I have to admit for some reason, your name is not coming to mind (I’m really sorry.  I’m just really bad with names).  However, I don’t mind interaction OC or OOC, if you’re talking that kind of a meeting.  Real life meetings…  I’d have to REALLY know a person really really well to even consider that.

[mjcabose]

((i was thinkin rp))

[bloodkissedhuntress]

you are a lady who talks funny and who is sometimes mean. but im sure you are nice, sometimes. i mean carolina is nice now and you and her would get along so.... yes. also... your hair is nice.- Caboose. (mjcabose)

Rip blinked and cocked her head looking at the Grey face before chuckling softly. “Hmm…vell danke!” she exclaimed happily.

[bloodkissedhuntress]

She giggled and shook her head. “You’re a strange vone, but you seem interesting at least.” she answered looking at Caboose. “So vhat brings you here out of all zhe places?” 

[mjcabose]

“Well my legs I guess I tend to walk places alot” He said shrugging not really knowing where he was, but then again Caboose didnt really care.

[bloodkissedhuntress]

you are a lady who talks funny and who is sometimes mean. but im sure you are nice, sometimes. i mean carolina is nice now and you and her would get along so.... yes. also... your hair is nice.- Caboose. (mjcabose)

Rip blinked and cocked her head looking at the Grey face before chuckling softly. “Hmm…vell danke!” she exclaimed happily.

[bloodkissedhuntress]

“Of course zhey do Caboose.” she answered looking over at him with a sly smirk. “Do you know vhy? Zhey consider you a danger to otzhers. Zhat ist vhy.” she chuckled. “Not to vorry however, zhey view me zhe same und yet I am vone of zhe finest soldiers zhey have now.”

[mjcabose]

“I am also a ‘fine’ soldier...” He paused “Bowchicka arf arf! Ha I made a funny... Although I still dont get that joke.”