crazedSquidlord

Fuck, I'm never on here

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

[smol-blue-bird]

all STEM students should have to take humanities courses, and all humanities students should have to take STEM courses

[smol-blue-bird]

@caesarsaladinn I had a whole discussion with a history major who was extremely confident that smallpox is a “common childhood illness” with a very low death rate. Therefore, she believed that historical smallpox outbreaks were either massively exaggerated or used as a cover-up for something else (since “smallpox isn’t that bad.”) I eventually asked if she was possibly confusing smallpox with chickenpox, at which point she said, “aren’t they the same thing?”

[the-grey-tribe]

The English language really whiffed on that one. Should have called it largepox or at least regularsizepox.

[clubsdeuce]

me and parcelmistress were wv and pm today :^Y

[clubsdeuce]

this extremely old cosplay got brought up and i think it’s important to note i took such an earth shattering shit in this PM’s toilet that i broke the toilet seat and she’s never forgiven me for my Very Powerful Ass

[alexanderwales]

Merriam/Webster RPF

[alexanderwales]

I'm pretty sure that Noah Webster and George Merriam never met in real life, and also, there's a 45 year age gap. But what if ... ? If we allow for some minor historical inaccuracies, we could really get this ball rolling.

[theothin]

[barstoolblues]

i cant waste time applying for jobs i need to gather nuts and seeds for winter

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[lynati]

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

[desasterdan]

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is 100% true.

I was employed at a workshop and somehow, every time I needed it, the 5.0 allen wrench was missing from its dedicated places. That was why I ordered a set of allen wrenches just for myself. And since I'm a horrible queer and also a huge fan of color coding I ordered the rainbow allen wrench set. Nobody ever touched it, not a single one went missing. Ever. You couldn't find my colleagues dead with them in their hands. One time someone even refused to use them after looking for his set and finding it missing.

Seriously, there's nobody as insecure as a middle-aged man working in maintenance.

[glacierclear]

do you see the vision

[ozempicofficial]

[shutupsprinkles]

I have never felt so old in my life I'm not even 32 yet

[whetstonefires]

an iraqi politician…………kslada;skljd okay i'm thinking the way this happened was they looked it up by putting his name in the search bar and reading the first six words of the automated summary:

but i really am impressed by how dry that wikipedia entry is

[pictor-occidens]

Knight Acheron of House Bastonne.

Taking the image of the fearsome Dragon of ancient Terran myth for their heraldry, House Bastonne has long made use of Acheron-pattern chassis in their deployments, their Flamestorm Cannons redolent of the dread wyrm's storied flames.

[jamiepaintsminis]

It's been a while since I painted a Knight, so I pushed the boat out a little for this one.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[captaincobaltblr]

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

[corrucyst]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[tomtomsoup]

When pokemon gets too real.

[bluehairedspidey]

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

[bluehairedspidey]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[joeinct]

Couple motorcycling on the beach at Oostvoorne, Netherlands, Photo by Aart Klein, 1966

[lizard-of-oz]

Lovely photo of Tintin with his beautiful girlfriend.