#perl

[vertigris-art]

feeling sacrilegious posting a rat on cat day

[opendirectories]

[kittygou]

my pearl.... you're wonderful( ..

[millksss]

MY DIAMOND, YOUR DIAMOND, PINK DIAMOND. ♦️ 🌸

[mourning-lilies]

I still can’t believe that Perl is out. Like she started the episode with FIVE LIVES. Not even jimmy has that bad luck. Not even Tango had that bad luck. NOT EVEN JOEL IN LAST LIFE HAD THAT BAD LUCK.

[abyssdotwav]

[ylieke]

A kiss~

[theveryevilblog]

Haskell > anything else

Haskell is the best programming language because it lets you write a fully functioning web server with three lines of code and zero understanding of how anything works You don't write programs, you declare intentions, and the compiler decides if you're worthy Every other language lets you make mistakes. Haskell waits patiently then destroys your ego at compile time Besides, who needs to 'build skill' in programming anyway?

Not even comparable to python, which is just... so annoyingly uncomplicated and pointless (to make good python syntax you need to make it as un-python as possible) and javascript? Who needs fast languages anyway? So unsatisfying And don't even get me started on C, C++ or C#, which are literally the same language by the way Rust? Bro, just send me the virus already. I don't care PHP? What does that even stand for? Poverty Holding Person? Like you? Java? You stopped being relevant about thirty years ago Swift? Buddy, I do not care about your apple vision pro R? You couldn't even spare another letter? What are you, C-- or something? Ruby? Just admit that Ruby on Rails died last decade... Go? Go where? Out the door? Because currently, that is what Go developers are being asked to do by employers Perl? I don't even know what that language is