life & whatnot

A (not-so-young) woman's chronicle.

[mjnovak-blog]

Netflix, ye know me not

I liked when Netflix suggested things for me to watch based on empirical data gained from the likes and dislikes of other viewers watching similar shows as me.

I liked when Netflix put together highly complex (eh?) algorithms to compute recommendations based off of my ratings and even told me, on a scale of one star to five, how much they believed I would enjoy their suggestion.

I do not like that Netflix wants me to watch what my Facebook friends are watching.

My Facebook friends are stupid, Netflix.

[zobeltattoo]

Just finished this #custom #qrcode #barcode #tattoo on my buddy joseph (at Caspian Tattoo and Body Piercing)

[mjnovak-blog]

Sign me up. This is the future, for sure! I shall now make a website with all of my emergency info, so when you find me in a ditch you just scan my arm and save my life real quick.

Or notify my next of kin.

[yankees]

Zelous Wheeler ate his Wheaties this morning. 

[mjnovak-blog]

You know you are Zelous. Huh.? Riiight!?

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

[mjnovak-blog]

In a multi-stalled bathroom, we all have our favorites.

Me

[coachmelissag]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

Calories are not your enemy! You need them for ENERGY.  

You need them for FUEL.  

You need to have fuel/energy in order for your body to FUNCTION PROPERLY.  Don’t overdo it and end up eating 18,000 when you only need about 2,000 (an example, I’m not recommending calorie levels for any of you, so chill out lol) but EAT FOOD.  Don’t be afraid of calories.  Calories are energy.  Energy is what fuels your body to make it through the day, EVEN ON DAYS YOU DON’T WORK OUT.  

Eat.  EAT!!!

[mjnovak-blog]

Fuel up. :)

[girlsmotivation]

https://www.facebook.com/FitnessForGirls

[mjnovak-blog]

Decide every morning that you are in a good mood. Perfect.

[cliterioncloset]

[versacekardashian]

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

[sanctummanta]

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

[das-uberchicken]

THE OUTFITS!

[mjnovak-blog]

Though I wish there wasn't so much skinny-shaming, this is so pro-curve that I can't help but feel good.

New anthem to start every single day..Because I'm all about dat bass...

[taco-bell-rey]

[lulz-time]

not an overreaction

[mjnovak-blog]

Accurate.

[befitzgeraldwriting]

I swear to every heaven ever imagined, if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare from the grave so he can tell them every reason why he wishes he were born in a time where he could have a damn Gmail account. The day after I taught my mother how to send pictures over Iphone she texted me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row. Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful. But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club while the rest of us fall in love over Skype. Send angry letters to state representatives, as we record the years first sunrise so we can remember what beginning feels like when we are inches away from the trigger. Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle while eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did. Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole. Van Gogh would have taken 20 selflies a day. Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words. Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account, and we all would have checked it every morning while we Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes. This life is spilling over with 85 year olds rewatching JFK’s assassination and 7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos. Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting what my fathers voice sounds like. No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend. No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like or how grasshoppers procreate. I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulips in public parks on my cellphone and you will continue to scoff and that is okay. But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search how to say I love you in 164 different languages.

b.e.fitzgerald (Art is a Facebook status about your winter break.)

Be still my heart.

[mlb]

And in the 14th inning, they ate ice cream.

[mjnovak-blog]

You damn right!

[smartgirlsattheparty]

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

Zooey D is like a femmephobia vaccine.

[mjnovak-blog]

Dentist Selfies Because: why not.

[mjnovak-blog]

My cousins are getting so big. This is Cuddle Bug. He is finally at the point where the proximity of my girl-presence doesn't make him cringe himself to death!

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Eating Pocky like a typewriter. Because adulthood.

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Up and at 'em by 6. Meet Andrea in the park by 8:30. Pose for pictures like total amateurs...but pictures look pretty boss. Home, naps, chicken tenders. Squirrels game at 6:05. Lost by one in the 9th. Still, a good game. Fireworks. Saturday!

[fitblrholics]

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