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Americans saying this isn't a burger because "a burger is the patty" have got me thinking about what Americans would think of the opposite:

If I put a patty between two normal pieces of bread, not burger buns, is that a burger?

Yes - American

No - American

Yes - Not American

No - Not American

Nuance somehow

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2025

cryoverkiltmilk

Yes it's just not as good.

bluebeetletedkord

Dear English people, if it's not a patty made from ground meat, it's not a burger. A chicken breast on a burger bun is a sandwich, not a burger.

needabetternamelater

So then if that was a chicken sandwich then what is this thing? Because this is the thing that I would call a chicken sandwich.

bluebeetletedkord

That looks like a chicken salad sandwich.

needabetternamelater

And what salad do you see there?

bluebeetletedkord

For those who think it's easier to annoy you than to Google 'Chicken salad ' themselves.

needabetternamelater

Why on earth would google help with the question of 'what salad does @bluebeetletedkord see there?' My question isn't 'what is a chicken salad sandwich'. I know perfectly well what that looks like:

Google will not tell me what salad Blue Beetle sees there, now, will it?

bluebeetletedkord

I wish you people would speak English.

needabetternamelater

I am asking what salad you specifically, tumblr user @bluebeetletedkord see in that first chicken sandwich picture. Not 'what is a chicken salad sandwich' - that's the picture there. I have googled my actual question (which is about you specifically and not the general term) and surprisingly, there are no results for that. Where is the salad in the chicken sandwich? Also, the problem is actually that I do speak English. The google link you provided is no help because it does not answer my actual question which is about what salad you* see. *Not general, you. You, bluebeetletedkord.

bluebeetletedkord

Chicken salad.

needabetternamelater

Chicken is a poultry, try again, what salad do you see there?

bluebeetletedkord

This guy is impervious to knowledge.

mjolnirsruin

That. Is a chicken mush sandwich.

hollow-keys

Americans saying this isn't a burger because "a burger is the patty" have got me thinking about what Americans would think of the opposite:

If I put a patty between two normal pieces of bread, not burger buns, is that a burger?

Yes - American

No - American

Yes - Not American

No - Not American

Nuance somehow

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2025

cryoverkiltmilk

Yes it's just not as good.

bluebeetletedkord

Dear English people, if it's not a patty made from ground meat, it's not a burger. A chicken breast on a burger bun is a sandwich, not a burger.

needabetternamelater

So then if that was a chicken sandwich then what is this thing? Because this is the thing that I would call a chicken sandwich.

bluebeetletedkord

That looks like a chicken salad sandwich.

needabetternamelater

And what salad do you see there?

bluebeetletedkord

For those who think it's easier to annoy you than to Google 'Chicken salad ' themselves.

needabetternamelater

Why on earth would google help with the question of 'what salad does @bluebeetletedkord see there?' My question isn't 'what is a chicken salad sandwich'. I know perfectly well what that looks like:

Google will not tell me what salad Blue Beetle sees there, now, will it?

bluebeetletedkord

I wish you people would speak English.

needabetternamelater

I am asking what salad you specifically, tumblr user @bluebeetletedkord see in that first chicken sandwich picture. Not 'what is a chicken salad sandwich' - that's the picture there. I have googled my actual question (which is about you specifically and not the general term) and surprisingly, there are no results for that. Where is the salad in the chicken sandwich? Also, the problem is actually that I do speak English. The google link you provided is no help because it does not answer my actual question which is about what salad you* see. *Not general, you. You, bluebeetletedkord.

bluebeetletedkord

Chicken salad.

needabetternamelater

Chicken is a poultry, try again, what salad do you see there?

bluebeetletedkord

This guy is impervious to knowledge.

mjolnirsruin

That. Is a chicken mush sandwich.

Hi, I like to use big words when speaking to new people because I believe it makes me sound more photosynthesis.

#personal #selfie

For a moment I was worried we were going to have summer here in Britain.

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Heres my face

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CRACKERS ZOLTAN! WE FORGOT THE CRACKERS!

British summertime at its finest.

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Not bad for a 40 year old broad who has completely forgotten how to wear make up.

The field in which I grow my fucks, is barren

Imma fight a horse

Faces. This is mine.

Its hot in the UK. Which is *weird*.

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This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.