⚡Crying Lightning⚡

I'm MJ, the ORIGINAL Certified silly-billy (she/her)

[mjthesilly]

INTRO

I'm MJ! (No, it doesn’t stand for ‘Mary Jane🍃🚬’)

I'm a writer and an artist, plus a fandom collector 💔 (Lesbian, she/her, and very open to messages and asks, as long as you aren't creepy 🤨)

The unhealthy obsessions:

• Nana (anime and manga)

•Supernatural (show)

•Project Hail Mary (movie)

This list is subject to change 😞 it also doesn't cover all of my fandoms, just my current hyper fixations

Currently listening to:

If you're looking for my original posts, and don't want to drudge through my thousands of pointless reblogs (I have a lot, okay?) search with the tag "Original post" This post should be tagged with it also! 

Banners by @anitalerina (the red sparkles) and @lady-ashfade (the guitar)

Feel free to say hi!!!

[inkclot]

READ HERE ON AO3

"Very shortly after my eighteenth birthday I created a Twitter and Reddit account and started posting sexual videos and photos of myself. While other guys my age spent their 18th birthday drinking with friends, I was inventing a new identity. After very little thought I went with the name “Str8 From Sodom.”

At the time it seemed like a very easy way to make money and to be fair, I was right. Going into it I knew that my audience wouldn't be women, it would be mostly if not entirely older men. You get used to that fact quickly and you learn how to cater to the proper audience.

I never understood straight guys who think that they will be overnight sensations just by recording themselves in a dark room doing what they do to themselves every night. The only time that has ever worked was if they were famous actors or rappers.

No, what I and many other guys my age do is different, more production and acting than anything. It's the same basic concept of people wanting to see you "enjoy yourself" but with one big difference, you don't enjoy yourself."

READ HERE ON AO3

[mjthesilly]

posted this on my ig story but you must also witness this

the song playing was "where is smiley?" just so you can have the full affect

what a beauty 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[minecraft-cherry-blossom-offical]

I love being home alone because I can do such nefarious things like:

Blast my music while I shower

Clean without people being in my way or saying that it's so out of character for me

Talk to myself out loud

Play Xbox by myself without people's endless commentary about how I'm doing

[unelegant-prince]

A show will have a cannonical WLW pair with an on screen kiss and multiple explicit scenes of yearning that are stated to be explicit scenes of yearning, only for people to squint at the two men standing in the corner and go "THEY'RE GAY! THEY'RE GAY! THE SUBTEXT!"

[ayane-chan-loves-water]

how pinterest sees me 🥹

Animal-Place-Flower-Character-Season-Hobby-Food-Color-Drink

(if the first option that shows up is a whisper just look up that specific thing without the text)

@inthehousethatalwaysrains @lightsabersandbluecookies @kingkit7734 @meowcreep @still-em0 @chocochipbrownie @stophatecrimingme @caravalxjurdan240 @skeletal-spire-man @starsndaggers @paper-stars-still-glow + open tags

[starsndaggers]

:333

@not-really-a-conjunction @inthehousethatalwaysrains @yourl0calqueer @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @mjthesilly @dazaisoneandonlybelladonna @depressedechoes @geeky-reader-offical @kerokerrrokerroppi @purple-dinosaur27 + open tags

[mjthesilly]

HOW did I not see this notification 😭

On god I need to learn guitar, even Pinterest is convinced I do 💔

@savvythesad @riaheatsdrywall

[cosmonautistic]

[catchymemes]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[sinclairsting]

Write if you can.

If you can't write: Edit.

If you can't edit: Outline.

If you can't outline: Brainstorm.

If you can't brainstorm: Rest.

Writing is many tasks. Do whichever ones you can handle and you'll still be making progress.

[redstonedust]

i was trying to take a photo of our cat sitting like a person but my fuckin. my phone camera. my. the

[knickknat]

People who treat shaving or not shaving as a big deal can fuck off

No, I'm not submitting to the patriarchy when I do shave.

No, I'm not gross or neglecting my hygiene when I don't shave.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[mjthesilly]

just fixed a lot of issues in my life and I forgot how it felt to be freed 😭

[necrocosmic]

the cast of barely edited tlt memes has expanded :))

(all fanarts included are by @naomistares !!!)

[cynthia-my-beloved]

You're in her DMs

I'm in the saltwater pool with her while she tells me she's exactly two hundred sons and daughters of her House

We are not the same

[sharkwithpaws]

going to bed early is a scam cuz im always still tired in the morning