I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

No like really, why am I here?

[mk-dry-bones]

Making a new pinned post because I know what I'm doing now or atleast that's what I tell myself.

Heya, its your favorite or not racer!

I still don't know why I'm on Tumblr to be honest, probably the same for a lot of Tumblr user so I won't worry about that.

You can send me clips if your favorite Mario kart moments if you want, taken from MKTV or the games, if its a Mario kart related clip, I'll watch it, you can bet on that.

...I'm really bad at making a pinned post.

Anyway here are the tag that I use:

Tags for the post I make or reblogs:

#Undead Racer - posts I made, could be anything. Reblogs do not use that tag (that's a lie they do sometimes).

#asks - explains itself

#the normal one - Hey, its your favorite racer: Koopa! GET OUT OF MY PINNE-

#The Shell Duo - Dry bones and I on the same post. Still a really bad duo name... Name is still in the prototype phase but I like it.

#A friend from another world - ...remember when I made a post about a friend casually dropping the fact that they used to be human, no? Doesn't matter, that tag is for him if he ever decides to show up.

#air racing - that friend and I

#double dash - Dry bones didn't make a tag for both of us so I had to make it myself, idea was by Aiden.

#triple dash - whenever the 3 of us are there, probably will never happen but its good to have a tag ready for that

Any kinds of Mario kart tags for anything Mario kart related

If interaction with someone else:

Note: not everyone has a tag or have their tag show up in that list, my fingers hurt from typing all of this so I'll update that list later. Oh right, you also have my thought on them with the tags.

#The hero in red (Mario) - Talking about sm64Mario, a lot of the tags will have the person's name beside it to avoid confusion since some of my nicknames can be a bit....confusing.

#Green Thunder (Luigi) - sm64-Luigi, some of you probably get why he's named that.

#Greed incarnate (Wario) - do I need to explain why he's named that?

#The WAH master (Waluigi) - I don't interact with Waluigi often but I still feel like I should tag him.

#The loud princess (Daisy) - interaction with Mariotennis-Daisy, she's fun to be around same deal as Waluigi tho

#The down bad King (Bowser da simp) - That's when I learned that there are multiple Bowser on Tumblr, he's the only Bowser with a tag for now

#Pink Dr Punch (Pink Dr.Mario) - really fun guy to be around, he's the only one who really loves the nickname (I think Luigi does too)

#Metal fighter (Metal Mario) - Friendly reminder: do not ship him with Metal Sonic, it usually doesn't end well.

#Weird looking hero (Hotel Mario) - learned that yeah, there are also multiple Mario(s).

#Chrisberi2 - the purpose of this tag is just to troll Chrisberi2, no other reason

#Artic fox (Gizmo) - Gizmo is a nice person, I like the car facts, nice to read every now and then.

#cancel - interaction with whatever nonsense is happening because of a certain someone (used to be microwave related)

#Twilight hero (Twilight Link) - furry Link (I'm sorry Link it was too tempting to say)

#Green australian (Green Rick) - the only in the redmargeverse that I see nowadays, still nice to see him every once in a while. Rick went back to normal so the tag was changed to the #Rick-ster.

#Blue orb of healing (Healmore) - Blue ball of healing, used to be a smash fighter.

#mother of the stars (Rosalina) - she's so nice!

#tired sun (yellow Toad) - I need a tag for the other colors.

Really doesn't help that I don't remember half of my tags...

[pink-dr-mario]

Hey, Paisano! Whaddya know about human sexuality?

@puberty-luigi [Mario]

hello, mario.

well, what i know about human sexuality... let me see... i've-a not really discussed this in detail so forgive me for any mistakes,

sexuality is more traditionally defined as-a the way people experience themselves through sexual activities-- though in more recent times it has also come-a to mean how a person feels about other people romantically or sexually! it is-a the way humans experience and express love in-a the more intimate sense.

sexuality can-a be very flexible, as it's-a more about who people are than what people do. you-a can love people of the same gender, opposite, or none at all. people who identify with these-a flexible terms that fall outside of-a the societal norm are-a also often part of the LGBTQIA+.

with all of-a the ways to love, there are also many terms for-a the types of love a person may have. and it takes a lot of courage to figure it out individually. figuring it out takes a lot of time, and coming out about it is a hard process to deal with.

unfortunately, there's also a stigma regarding people of-a differing sexualities or people that are part of-a the LGBTQ; people who-a don't fit into the norm (love between a man and a woman) are often criticized or discriminated for-a the way they love other people. this also ends up in future generations being-a taught that this love is "bad", "evil", or "unholy", often used in a religious sense to back their claims when really, this love is-a no different from what they consider "normal". youth are often shunned from their families, bullied, and are target to violence because of-a their form of love, which has-a caused fear in many different individuals in households or environments where it may be unsafe to be confident or confide about it.

regardless of what gender you love and what-a you find out about yourself: remember that love is love, and there's-a nothing wrong about it (as long as it's under ethical terms; no pdfilia does not count as a sexuality. i'm-a looking at the MAPs/Minor Attracted People and others).

love whoever you want. be proud of who you are!

[sm64mario]

And remember! Buy all you'a cars from Mario Car Dealership! and don't go to Koopa House don't do that

[sm64-wario]

No, no, no, buy all you'a cars from WARIO Car Dealership. Much higher quality than'a whatever this guy has'a going on.

[sm-64-luigi]

Just’a buy from whoever You’a think will give you the’a best for what You’a have available to spare! Maybe even just taking the bus or’a taxi is okay! You’a don’t need to succumb to societal pressures like owning a car to’a be happy! There’s always an alternative to these sorts of’a things!

[sm64-wario]

Ignore this'a guy, he's'a crazy. Buy from'a Wario.

[sm-64-luigi]

Wario let the’a people do what they wish with their money. A lot of’a places are suffering from late stage capitalism and they’a simply cannot afford the gas right now. It fucking sucks, but we’a just need to find joy in the’a things we have in this moment instead of listening to bombardment advertising like what you’a doing right now.

[actually-ridley]

Who can sell me a car that qualifies for Mario kart? It's about time I joined

[sm-64-luigi]

Hi Luigi! Are you familiar with bill wurtz' work? I feel like a lot of his songs are lowkey Hopebait, even if unintentional. I think "at the corner store" and "here comes the sun" are good examples :3

Here come thee sun! Do do do do’a!

Here comes thee suuuuuun!

[mk-dry-bones]

Mario kart related (even if it's only the picture).

[mk-dry-bones]

I am very disappointed in the Nintendo Direct youtube chat, it was so toxic.

[xxsweetxxsyndromexx]

It was also toxic on the Twitch chat too literally mountains of people asking for Destiny 3 this, Destiny 3 that, Destiny 3 with a hat

[mk-dry-bones]

A lot of people wanted one of those games: Destiny 3, a new Super Mario game, Deltarune, a Pokémon game without caring about Pokopia.

There was probably a lot more but they stayed mostly silent.

[xxsweetxxsyndromexx]

In my experience, trough the entirety of the direct, people were spaming shit like #WeWantDestiny3 + custom emojis demanding it over and over again, and to any game they don't like, they just spam with slop

[mk-dry-bones]

I am very disappointed in the Nintendo Direct youtube chat, it was so toxic.

[xxsweetxxsyndromexx]

It was also toxic on the Twitch chat too literally mountains of people asking for Destiny 3 this, Destiny 3 that, Destiny 3 with a hat

[mk-dry-bones]

A lot of people wanted one of those games: Destiny 3, a new Super Mario game, Deltarune, a Pokémon game without caring about Pokopia.

There was probably a lot more but they stayed mostly silent.

[mk-dry-bones]

I am very disappointed in the Nintendo Direct youtube chat, it was so toxic.

[mk-dry-bones]

"This is also a bad sign!"

Guess I won't go into the pipe.

[mk-dry-bones]

@pink-gold-dress

Hello dry bones

Been awhile

Wanna go race?

Of course I don't get notifications when I'm in that place.

Sorry for the late answer but maybe once I get out of here

I still need to know where is here

Wait hold on you're on Tumblr!?

[mk-dry-bones]

Good thing, I found my phone, the screen is slightly cracked but fine.

So I think I found what caused the "ominous bell that only I could hear".

Slight problem: I'm somewhere

By that I mean I'm in some place that changes color every so often.

There is nothing, aside from the ground, the sky that changes color and me.

Time to go exploring I guess.

[mk-dry-bones]

Oh

There is wifi here.

[mk-dry-bones]

Good thing, I found my phone, the screen is slightly cracked but fine.

So I think I found what caused the "ominous bell that only I could hear".

Slight problem: I'm somewhere

By that I mean I'm in some place that changes color every so often.

There is nothing, aside from the ground, the sky that changes color and me.

Time to go exploring I guess.

[natalieironside]

Fun facts abt me: I actually wasn't born, and nobody knows where I came from. My "birthday" is just my earliest appearance in the historical record.

[luigikittykat]

Day 13 of drawing every Mario Kart World racer / costume. Art block stings, so here's Stingby!

[luigikittykat]

Day 14 of drawing every Mario Kart World racer / costume. Today, we are working up a sweat (in actuality, napping on the job and then take all the credit) with Wario (Work Crew)! 💛👷‍♂️

[luigikittykat]

Day 9 of drawing every Mario Kart World racer / costume in random order. Today, we're tracking for treasure with Toad (Explorer)! 🍄🗺

[luigikittykat]

Day 10 of drawing every single Mario Kart World racer / costume in random order. Today we're joining in on the festivities with Peach (Yukata)! 👑🍁

[luigikittykat]

Day 11 of drawing every Mario Kart World racer / costume in random order. Today we're presenting ourselves in the presence of Wario (Oasis)! 💛🏜️