âI think you have just cracked a vampire theory. Donât bats eat worms though? Maybe there are vegetarian vampire bats that donât eat worms, like in finding nemo. âWorms are friends, not food.ââ She giggled, before pressing send. Giving him a nudge at his other response, she gave a shake of her head just before she rested it on his shoulder. Her thumbs typing away. âWhere would you even install it? Would you buy the shark clothes and style it? He could still eat you and love you at the same time, like those insects that mate and then bite the head of the male off. What if she loved him? What if she didnât want to kill him, but she had to because her family forced her too? âŠI think I broship you and shark Haejin. His nature is compelling him to eat you, a forbidden broship. Now thatâs weird. Kittens will never get cold, ever, even kittens could warm the vampire. Their warmness would be no match for vampire-ism. All hail kittens!â This was most definitely one of the weirdest conversations they had had, not the weirdest, but one of them.
Haejin grinned, nodding and snickering quietly. âExactly! Just like that. Or like, you know how some people have pet pigs but most people eat pigs? Maybe some bats just have pet worms that are for being pets, not for eating,â he reasoned in his next messaged, patting her head gently when he felt her lean on him. It wasnât long before his head was resting on top of hers. He thought for a moment before replying, âIâd find some sort of massive underground cave and have it installed there. That way itâll be secret and hidden so it was just my shark and no one could steal him. Whoa, thatâs some deep thinking. Um...if he ate me because his family made him, I guess I could forgive him. I mean my mom had to pretend like I didnât exist for a while to make her family happy, so I get it. Forbidden broships are my favorite. Shark Haejin and I will be the best of friends--youâll see. Donât worry, though--no one could replace you.â Haejin giggled, scrunching up his face. âOkay but like.....vampire kittens though.â



















