Dumb fanfic that won't let me sleep at night

[spacehologramcollection-deactiv]

Lol! “Shao Karen”! I’m definitely burrowing that nickname!

Spread the word and the truth! Shao Kahn is now known as Shao Karen. He wants to see the manager.

[ari-dark-raiden-simp]

[angermango]

next time just let raiden do the talking ok

(the reference is to this scene from Doctor Who:

[topknotking-deactivated20210827]

This scene but what's going on inside Shang Tsung's head?

Please guys I can't breathe.

[ghastlyrider-deactivated2022022]

[justcatposts]

Maine coon kitten 

(via)

[unbfacts]

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

A moment in Outworld.

Shao Kahn: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Kollector: Nope, absolutely not.

Reptile: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.

Skarlet: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Baraka: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Shang Tsung: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed that outcome.

[happifying-things]

[jokers-ponytail]

“BUT ITS CANON!!!1!1”

[schizocassandraoftroy]

Heres to people like me who will be on meds for the rest of their life. It does not make you bad and it certainly doesnt make you weak. In the case of me with my antipsychotics it's the safest way for me to live and have the best quality of life. Theres nothing wrong with that, it's just how my brain works.

[punz4lyfe]

Kotal Kahn: “Earthrealm cannot be trusted.”

Anyone with a sense of intelligence: “Outworld has had Shao Kahn as its rulers for centuries, you once had D’Vorah on your team, a great majority of Outworld’s species are bent on conquest, Outworld was the one that both challenged Earthrealm into Mortal Kombat and invaded it afterwards, you have money-comes-first Erron Black on your team, you execute petty food thieves, you were too stupid to think four teenagers would work with D’Vorah to steal Shinnok’s Amulet, and then you tried to kill those four teenagers in order to appease Shinnok despite their innocence and Earthrealm’s peril condition. Outworld’s the realm that couldn’t ever be trusted.”

Kotal Kahn: “…..”

MK Announcer: “FATALITY”

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[justcatposts]

Where did it go? 

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[raidenmahboi]

Hello Mr. Lord Raiden Sir?

Yes you sir

I just wanna say that I love you

And I appreciate everything you've done for us

You deserve all the love in the world because you are amazing and selfless

Ah yes a smile. You look so handsome when you smile do you know that sir?

Aw don't be shy raiden it's ok.

"thank you very much"

You're very welcome sir

"I love you as well"

Thank you sir. You are very loved by all of us. Never forget that

[midnightmoon991]

[raidenmahboi]

Fujin: I'd say I'm am early bird

Nightwolf: I'm more of a night owl

Raiden: I'm some sort of a permanently exhausted pigeon