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Bedtime Agere 💭

thinking about my cg helping me change into pyjamas and tucking me into bed with a bottle of juice and reading me my favourite story and rubbing my back until I fall asleep with a nightlight on and the tv playing quietly in the background ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

raynebo

another-blues-clues-day-hooray

miffbug

“ what do I do now? “

ahh trauma induced toddler space awesome luv it

jus wan go home but idk where that is

#:(

dragon-queen21

Gruff caregivers

~Caregivers who don’t always say the “right things”

~Caregivers who don’t participate in every activity with their kiddo but they sit near them working on their own projects.

~Caregivers who don’t constantly verbalize how much they care but show it through things like food, and picking up toys, or taking their little one places.

~Caregivers who don’t constantly coo and fuss and baby talk, but still talk to babies assuming they are being understood.

~Caregivers who never raised children, who don’t have the resources and foreknowledge but are trying.

~Caregivers who can’t afford all the gear for their little and make do with homemade toys (bonus points if they are able to create, sew, or build toys themselves)

~Caregivers with the perfect story telling voice, asmr vibes.

~Caregivers who have tough love

~Caregivers who ruffle their little’s ones hair till it’s messy and frizzy and their baby is a giggling mess

~Caregivers who call their regressor kiddo- kid- squirt- half pint- little one- monster- gremlin- whelp- pup- ect

Masterlist

lambymac

Baby regression moodboard

softandsleepyboy

yourbigbrotherdenis

30 Days of Agere Moodboards

Day 2: Babyre themed!

I really like this, its so cute!!

Request are open!

cozytiny

cocacolacoast

overnight trip to the museum !!!

living up to my dni banner lol

allanisjustalilguy

look at this pretend play My First Shaving Kit i found !!!

(the razor isn’t real) this is so gender i want it sooo bad

misc-agere

helloooo :3

spinning of 🌙 anons ask about how Ilya would “come out” as a little. you answered that Ilya’s classification is known to the world, but that he himself is opposed to revealing details. so, heres a hc about this scenario:

one day, a picture of Shane and Ilya starts circulating in the media. its normal, this usually happens, especially since the two of them are now working together with the Irina Foundation. however, the picture is not from any of their matches or organisational events, its a picture of the two of them sitting in Shanes Hollanders Land Rover (going w the tv version bc its frankly better). but its not the car model, or the place they’re going to, or even the why they’re in the same car that’s important. what makes everyone go crazy is the fact that Ilya is captured holding a crinkle toy. upon closer inspection from media and twitter users, it seems to be a crinkle book with the theme of woodland creatures.

rumors and speculations spread far and wide.

is Ilya Rozanov a baby regressor? i would have never guessed lmao. how has the media never picked up on this?

has Rozanov ever mentioned his little age? i thought he did back in 2014 smh.

Shane has never really mentioned anything about his classification either, if he’s as good as he is on skates i think he might be the best caregiver confirmed #GOMETROS.

does anyone remember that time what Hollander was acting on his caregiver instincts when Rozanov got hurt in that 2016 game? wait….. IS SHANE HOLLANDER ILYA ROZANOVS CAREGIVER???

ever since the two founded the Irina Foundation, there’s been more dating rumors circulating on internet forums. they had grown accustomed to speculations about their relationship, making them somehow more vigilant but also a bit more hopeful for a positive public reception. a caregiver rumor in too of the relationship rumor is a natural progression. but what happens after this photo is released is nothing that the two of them could have anticipated.

the main headline that keeps being copied by every news agency reads “Shane Hollander — terrible caregiver?”. In the viral picture, Ilya is seen sitting in the passenger seat next to Shane. but if Ilya is a baby regressor he should ideally have a baby car seat?? but Shane doesn’t even get him a booster seat???? what kind of bs is this??????? the slander gets so out of control, people are calling Shane all kinds of nasty comments, so Shane and Ilya have to hold a press conference to clarify the situation.

Ilya tells the reporters that Shane is not his caregiver, and Ilya himself happened to regress after a meeting, completely normal (though he cringes inside saying it). Well, it’s a half truth, Ilya thinks, since he didn’t want to entertain Shanes wild ideas of getting even more baby gear, especially none that can be identified outside of their private homes. Ilya had to put his foot down after Shane got the pram (even though he still secretly loved it very much), he did not want to be seen lying in the pram outside of their homes. thats the real reason that Ilya didn’t want to have a car seat. but instead he tells reporters that Shane had his “supposed” car seat in his other car, and that he in fact was a very good caregiver, but not Ilyas caregiver, no, Ilya merely accidentally slipped whilst on their way to a meeting, of course.

The hate dies down after this but their anxiety doesn’t 😔 #staystrongboys (also this was super long I’m sorry WHOOPS)

Hiiiii friend fancy seeing u here :3

Link to 🌙 anon’s ask that is being referenced here!

I CANNOT BELIEVE U HAVE PRACTICALLY WRITTEN A WHOLE FIC Omg your Mind…giving you the reigns for the next chapter frfr 🤲

I can imagine there would definitely be a lot of scrutiny and analysis placed on little players’ headspace ages and how their headspaces might be impacting their play, as well as caregivers and their cg headspaces/instincts and how that might be impacting their play! Ilya has managed to be pretty private and secretive abt the exact age of his headspace, honestly partly due to the fact that he just has not really had any actual little gear that could be discovered in the first place. The only way this would leak is if the Boston caregiver staff members said something, but I imagine measures would be taken to ensure privacy. But then Shane becomes his cg and suddenly Ilya Does have actual little gear including little crinkly toys that are easy to carry around and unfortunately something that can be noticed by others…

So this aspect of Ilya’s little headspace being exposed would be so nervewracking for him, especially since its not on his terms. He gets some jabs from other players abt his classification on the ice, but they are mostly making general jabs. People knowing just how young Ilya regresses would be a whole new level of vulnerability that would be very difficult for him to navigate, especially with it getting a bunch of attention all at once. Like Ilya would definitely try his usual cocky deflections, but this genuinely hits at a part of him that is very vulnerable so even this is hard. AND THEN ALSO PPL THINKING HIS PAPA IS A BAG CG??? Like seriously u might as well slap Ilya in the face, his shane is not a bad cg in any world whatsoever.

And then these rumours about Shane being a bad caregiver would be so heartbreaking for Shane, because this is genuinely such a big fear for him and a looming source of anxiety — he feels inexperienced with caregiving and has experienced his cg instincts very differently to other people his whole life, so much so that he often gets mistaken as a neutral with no instincts. And Ilya is still really struggling with his little side and allowing his little side to be loved and cared for, and Shane is kind of blaming himself for aspects of this, feeling like he can’t ‘fix’ this for Ilya. Specifically, the accusations that Shane wouldn’t have appropriate little gear for Ilya hits Shane SO HARD because like !!!!! Shane has done so much research and would get literally ALL of the little gear in the world in a heartbeat. But he’s also trying to respect Ilya’s slow adjustment to these things and also trying to conceal the fact he even Has a little in the first place bc that would invite way too many other questions about who the little might be and what the relationship there is. So publicly displayed little gear like car seats is a big challenge for them.

AND THEN…AND THEN ILYA AND SHANE ARE FORCED TO SIT THERE AND SAY THEY ARENT LITTLE AND CG LIKE ILYA HAS TO SAY HIS PAPA WHO HE LOVES SM IS NOT HIS CG AND SHANE HAS TO SAY HIS BBY WHO HE LOVES SO MUCH IS NOT HIS LITTLE I am on the floor and I am never recovering from this oh I feel ill…I feel lightheaded…I need first aid rn…

The other things that kills me about this is that Shane and Ilya would have to start being more cautious to avoid the little/cg and subsequent relationship rumours. Like you’re telling me that Ilya is already struggling to accept his little side and being cared for and now he has to be extra cautious around having little gear while Shane is close by? And Shane now has an extra complex around feeling like an adequate cg?

ALSO You’re telling me that Shane can’t show any semblance of losing his shit at anyone who insults or makes fun of Ilya’s now publicly revealed headspace age? (Okay look maybe he wouldn’t lose his shit per se but also if looks could kill…well…and also if this is coming from someone on another team Shane is gonna remember that the next time that team plays Montreal! ☺️ Best player in the whole league frfr <3) AND Ilya can’t show any semblance of losing his shit at anyone who insinuates Shane isn’t a good cg?? (Maybe he would do this anyway tbh LMAO)

This is such an amazing angsty concept for this verse for so many reasons omg KETCH YOUR MIND!!!!

#staystrongboys frfr 😔

#reblog if u like heated rivalry agere lmao

angelbloggo

Puts you in a crib

Lmao get cradled loser

Covers you with blanket

Get absolutely tucked in

misc-agere

/Drops this chapter of ‘i know how much it matters to you’ and runs/

Summary for the fic:

There is one unspoken rule in the Boston Raiders — don’t mention Ilya’s classification. Don’t discuss it casually, don’t crack jokes about it, and definitely don’t make gentle enquiries about it.

Especially do not make gentle enquiries about it.

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Shane, Ilya, and their classifications throughout the years.

#read my friends fic NOW…. or else #heated rivalry agere